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The scenario: The rangers player got dribbled past in the box by a Celtic player from which he dived. The VAR Person is female. Rangers player (still whinging): AHH! REF! PENALTY!! The Celtic defender + goalie: Och! Get up the noo! Ya diver! The Ref: Yeah thats a dive mate VAR Person (saying in the refs earpiece): OH NO ITS NOT! Ref: Its clear he did no touch him! VAR Person: But, but, but the player is in my fantasy team! Ref: So? He was a bloody meter away! Var Person: But, but, but (starts crying) WAHHHH! IM A RANGERS FAN!!! WAHHHHH! Ref: Ive got no choice Ref: Sadly, its a pen. Rangers player: YAYYYYY!!! Var Person: YAYYYYYY! Now i can get back to Fortnite OG! Celtic Defender: What in the hell are these guys on? Goalie: They're high thats for sure. Ref: *gives* Rangers Player decides to punch the defender in the face Ref: RED CARD! YOUR FUCKING OFF! VAR Person: WAHHHHHHHH! HE'S IN MY FANTASY TEAM!! Var person: I also have a fantasy of him fucking me with his 10 inch cock! Ref: No fanfic in stadia! Var person: But im the Var Person! And he's so hot! *Starts moaning rapidly* Ref: AYE THATS IT! IM NO LISTENING TO YA! HE'S FUCKING OFF! Var person: Great! Now he can fuck me in peace! Ref: SORRY BUT YOU'VE NO GOT A CHANCE WITH HIM! Ref: GET THE FUCK OFF THIS PITCH! Rangers player: ok Rangers takes the pen They miss Celtic win the scottish cup They win the Champions League The fanfic of the var person and rangers player will continue soon
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.

Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.

Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
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