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The scenario: The rangers player got dribbled past in the box by a Celtic player from which he dived. The VAR Person is female. Rangers player (still whinging): AHH! REF! PENALTY!! The Celtic defender + goalie: Och! Get up the noo! Ya diver! The Ref: Yeah thats a dive mate VAR Person (saying in the refs earpiece): OH NO ITS NOT! Ref: Its clear he did no touch him! VAR Person: But, but, but the player is in my fantasy team! Ref: So? He was a bloody meter away! Var Person: But, but, but (starts crying) WAHHHH! IM A RANGERS FAN!!! WAHHHHH! Ref: Ive got no choice Ref: Sadly, its a pen. Rangers player: YAYYYYY!!! Var Person: YAYYYYYY! Now i can get back to Fortnite OG! Celtic Defender: What in the hell are these guys on? Goalie: They're high thats for sure. Ref: *gives* Rangers Player decides to punch the defender in the face Ref: RED CARD! YOUR FUCKING OFF! VAR Person: WAHHHHHHHH! HE'S IN MY FANTASY TEAM!! Var person: I also have a fantasy of him fucking me with his 10 inch cock! Ref: No fanfic in stadia! Var person: But im the Var Person! And he's so hot! *Starts moaning rapidly* Ref: AYE THATS IT! IM NO LISTENING TO YA! HE'S FUCKING OFF! Var person: Great! Now he can fuck me in peace! Ref: SORRY BUT YOU'VE NO GOT A CHANCE WITH HIM! Ref: GET THE FUCK OFF THIS PITCH! Rangers player: ok Rangers takes the pen They miss Celtic win the scottish cup They win the Champions League The fanfic of the var person and rangers player will continue soon
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!
This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion
It's perfect!! Thank you!
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
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