St. Louis School Mug
a prison located in Clarksville, MD. known for penguins taking control, disgusting uniforms (not to mention retarded uniforms socks) and making us walk in the halls like we have chains connecting our ankles to the person in front of us. the cyo teams rock, cuz we're number one, but other than that, it's a crappy, small Cathoic school with uniforms, no lockers, no daily lunches sold, and not enough room to go around. the school does not provide us with extra classes, such as cooking, dancing, sewing, etc. we have no electives, such as woodshop or tech ed. the school is so poor that it has to have one room to serve as the gym/bball court, cafeteria, and auditorium. in the phis. ed. program there is nothing but playing games, and provides nobody that comes out of our school with any physical fittness. but just so they can't be blamed for any students growing up and becoming way too overweight, they decided to give us extra thin fat free pretzels with our hot lunches instead of chips. nor do they serve us juice anymore, as if that juice was any good. every year the current eight grade does something wrong, and then the next year the whole school pays, while that crime-committing class goes off to highschool, leaving everyone else to suffer. example: a few years ago the eigth graders wouldn't stop rolling up their uniform skirts, now our skirts are kilts. and since Penguin (VP) is an ankle sock natzi, when the eigth grade refused to stop wearing ankle socks, SLS socks were made. we learn math that can't be used, and we have teachers that don't speak english. if given the choice, run away from home before coming to st. louis.
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Customer Reviews
I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!
This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion
It's perfect!! Thank you!
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll