Sofia Mug
A beautiful girl with the most exotic face. She is unique in so many good ways. She loves nature and has a special connection to it. She has the most amazing laugh and a smile that is so bright it makes you in turn smile. Although she is just ok good at school, she is actually one of the smartest girls in school. She just doesn’t brag about it. Along with smarts and beauty she is also super athletic. A Russian ballerina that is the perfect image of elegance, grace, and super strength. She’s super nice and caring, but if you hurt her or betray her badly then she will get her revenge. She will make your life a living hell if you do wrong by her. She’s like a goddess. Gorgeous, giving and caring. She can give life and light and also cause great destruction when she wants to. All the guys fall all over her because she is so mysterious with her green seductive eyes. Her brown hair and tan smooth skin glow and sparkle. Her tiny little waist fits perfectly in your hands, and her neck smells of a soft vanilla. Her lips overflowing with a juicy strawberry mint lipgloss.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling