Runner Guidelines
1. It is important to load up on carbohydrates 2-4 hours before a big run. Try a breakfast of a bagel, a banana (good cramp-crusher), oatmeal, strawberries, and/or some orange juice. But from now on, eat all of your breakfast runner-style. Liquids are digested faster. So slop it in a blender, and smoothiefy it. That way, no energy is wasted, and it's all about the run. 2. Don't forget to give yourself plenty of positive reinforcement. Say to yourself things like: This is gonna be your best run yet. You're going to accomplish all of your goals. You are a robot sent from the future to win the marathon. It's go time. This will be the performance of a lifetime. It is on, till the break of dawn! You are a live wire, a spark plug, a dynamo. You are unstoppable, unbeatable, untouchable. You are a relentless driving force. You are a timeless powerhouse. You will complete this run, come home, get in your big underpants, and take a nap. Facial feedback and self-spoken support are key factors in fueling those tanks and charging up those batteries. 3. Chafing or blisters can occur in a number of areas, including the feet, armpits, and especially the nipple region. Use petroleum jelly on the affected areas. This will relieve any irritated skin. 4. Remember the "Rest Day". Keep it holy. 5. Nose running like a waterfall or a faucet? A real gusher? Move others away from the spray zone, and snotrocket. Total jetstream. Just open the floodgates. Aim steadily, and fire.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Awesome purchase, I can't wait to show off my "Progressively Straight" mug at Starbucks.
Mug was delivered undamaged just as ordered.
My order came quickly. Packaged well. Great job.
IT WAS MUG! CAME QUICK & SAID THING. HAVE NOT TASTED YET. NOT SMELL BAD, BUT DISHWASHER NONETHE LESS....
Henceforth, I am unable to leave a negative review for this amazing cup.
Good quality, just as pictured. Very pleased with it!
Having my first cup of coffee in the new cup. Good idea to add new terms through individual contributions.
10/10 Looks exactly like the preview. Shipping was fast.
This is for my granddaughter whom I used to call cutie patootie until she found out another meaning for patootie. Then she didn’t like the name so much! This will be a perfect gift for her! She is 16.
Love the cups :) It reminds us of our sweet momma. I thought everyone knew the word "mommicked" but evidently it is an Eastern North Carolina thing...My sisters and I all married Northerner/ Yankees and they had never heard of the word. Thank you for a tender memory.
Cup came in one piece and looks as nice as it does in the picture! Only note is just be mindful of any typos in the description of the definition, they will show up on the cup too! Other than that, no complaints!
This reminds me of the amazing teams i worked in!
great experience, with fast delivery. Thank you!
my grandma loved it!
My grandma is HOOKED
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This mug makes me happy :) reminds me of so many funny high school memories!
The mug came quickly and we love it!
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