Runner Guidelines Mug
1. It is important to load up on carbohydrates 2-4 hours before a big run. Try a breakfast of a bagel, a banana (good cramp-crusher), oatmeal, strawberries, and/or some orange juice. But from now on, eat all of your breakfast runner-style. Liquids are digested faster. So slop it in a blender, and smoothiefy it. That way, no energy is wasted, and it's all about the run. 2. Don't forget to give yourself plenty of positive reinforcement. Say to yourself things like: This is gonna be your best run yet. You're going to accomplish all of your goals. You are a robot sent from the future to win the marathon. It's go time. This will be the performance of a lifetime. It is on, till the break of dawn! You are a live wire, a spark plug, a dynamo. You are unstoppable, unbeatable, untouchable. You are a relentless driving force. You are a timeless powerhouse. You will complete this run, come home, get in your big underpants, and take a nap. Facial feedback and self-spoken support are key factors in fueling those tanks and charging up those batteries. 3. Chafing or blisters can occur in a number of areas, including the feet, armpits, and especially the nipple region. Use petroleum jelly on the affected areas. This will relieve any irritated skin. 4. Remember the "Rest Day". Keep it holy. 5. Nose running like a waterfall or a faucet? A real gusher? Move others away from the spray zone, and snotrocket. Total jetstream. Just open the floodgates. Aim steadily, and fire.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Great idea to be able to offer this quality mug. I wish it would have come with the full text including examples listed on Urban Dictionary but I do love the mug. Just bought my 2nd one. Packaging is duarable and perfect for rough transit.
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I wish the text on the back wasn’t so small—if I had to order it over again I would’ve inquired as to whether the words could be enlarged so it filled up more of the “white space” on the back
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Now I have a UD mug! Good quality, nice printing, great definition!
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