Pig Mug
Also called police, cops and 12(fuck them) they are the biggest gang in america as well as the most dangerous, they have no problem murdering an unarmed "criminal" in daylight and going home for a paid vacation (doesnt that make you feel protected?) Theyll also kidnap you for having a plant thats so dangerous you need to be removed from society, after that theyll give you a new room with the safest roommates youll ever have, isnt that sweet of them? It doesnt end there though theyll break in and enter your house because daddy government gave them a piece of paper that says its okay, after that theyll threaten you with guns and shoot your dog because its a "threat" no matter how small or harmless it is, but hey atleast they dont uphold shitty laws that incriminate people for victimless crimes while they let real criminals out in a few months and have them put on a list (im sure they really had to fight to keep their coworkers off that list) they also are great lovers with 40% of them being in a happy relationship, no seriously look up police 40% to find those great results, on a final note they like to play victim when they hurt or kill someone because theyre soooo traumatized from the experience
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!