new jersey Mug
ok, theres alot to say about this DISGUSTING state. i live in NJ and it is embarassing to admit that. New Jersey is the most filthy, horrible, WHORE filled state you could EVER visit. all you see here are DIRTY beaches and grimy people. everybody is RUDE and closed minded. the people are usually unfriendly, ugly, steroid injecting, "drama" obessed townies. everybody looks EXACTLY alike; they all shop at 'bebe', 'Abercrombie & Fitch', and 'Hollister' because they are conforming elitist scum. everybody tries to be tough gangstas but they are just scared little bitches. it is IMPOSSIBLE to have a conversation about music or art because NJ people will be too busy talking about the gay ass episode of 'The OC' they saw last night, and go "OmG!1!!1, aDam BRodY is sO0o HawWt!". STFU whore! the girls here are bitchy, mean, overly tanned sluts who have severe anger and self image problems. they die their hair like 50 thousand differnet shades of blonde and light brown (and it looks REALLY bad). all of them are UNINTELLIGENT posers who will sleep with anything that moves. NJ girls look exactly alike, its impossible to tell anyone apart. NJ guys are so incredibly UNattractive. all of them are meat heads who inject steroids into their ass and play sports all day. they will put down anyone who is socially unacceptable or not involved in typical 'guy' things. they all wear the most ridiculous, crappy, clothes you will ever see (like tight ass shirts that show off their ARTIFICIAL MUSCLES and $200 jeans that look like they were attacked by a friggin dog because of the rips in them). there are no NJ guys worth looking at. the people in new jersey are ALL the same, there is NO diversity whatsoever. if you dont like the yankees, talk a certain way, or spend $400,000 on a car you will be ousted from the group. another disgusting and embarassing thing about NJ is the Jersey Shore. this place makes me sooo mad. its basically the grimiest, bitch filled area you could ever go to. its just so DIRTY and there really are no good people who go there. its a slimy place where FRAT boys and SORORITY girls go to make complete asses out of themselves by getting drunk and contracting HIV from each other. its actually kinda of funny to watch because its so easy to make fun of them! basically, NJ is a bad place where no one should go. i cant imagine why anyone would want to live/visit here on their own free will. theres nothing worth seeing. one piece of advice: STAY CLEAR AWAY FROM NJ! instead, go scrap your eyes out with a dull blade, it will be less painful.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
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It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
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Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
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Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!