Mega Bitchessi
Mega Bitchessi - a highly evolved mutated Bonessi(see Bonessi) When Bitchessi uses her voices, the strong vocal vibrations cause your eyes, ears and nose to bleed because the normal human body cannot handle the sound. The nails of the Bitchessi have developed a strong organic steel like layer and have the ability to increase and decrease their length at will. They also secret a venom. If the venom enters your bloodstream, your body will go into paralysis only allowing you to speak in spanish verbs. The tongue becomes slit and long like a snake. When Mega Bitchessi gets angry she will shed her skin revealing a layer of green scales, only growing her human skin back when she calms down. She crawls on all fours and her adhesive palms and feet allow her to stick to walls. She has developed selective super hearing allowing her to hear spanish verbs conjugated wrong and will pounce on all perpetrators of the “crime.” Her eyes will piece into your soul making you see your greatest fear. The biggest trigger of this mutation is the mention of Joe Biden, or the mention of LGBTQ rights and multiple genders. Hearing these words causes the Bonessi to become encased in a cocoon until emerging as a Mega Bitchessi. It is possible to reverse this transformation under very rare circumstances. It must suck the 1-inch penis Donald Trump while he is singing the communist national anthem. The Mega Bitchessi will calm down. Only then, can the process be reversed.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
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My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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