Masculoner Mug
A Masculoner, or someone suffering from Masculonerty are terms coined by J.D. Pugh, as used to describe men unjustly suffering without female friends/relationships/without female sexual partners because of Misandrist stereotypes involving negative assumptions of male sexual, social, and societal behaviors based solely on a males naturally occurring Masculinity in physical traits. Because rugged looking guys are tired of being purposely ignored or walked away from when attempting to approach women, many men suffering from Masculonerty will be hoping to win some sort of attention from the opposite sex by wearing more form fitting denim pants at waist level to accentuate the V shape of the torso, and show off a little shape with jeans hugging well defined quads and round squat butt. They are always without female company and suffer from Masculonerty. Men that can be observed wearing pants much lower around bony hips, much less form fitting to hide their Flamingo-like leg shape and flat wall booty are far more desirable to women. Often times a Masculoner is called “Total Asshole”, or “creep”, or “pig chauvinist” for saying a woman looks nice in her outfit, or her hair is cute, but when a smaller less threatening looking and far less handsome male can say the same thing or even far more degrading and even say objectifying things to women, yet females still react in a positive manner and will end up going to date/hook up with skinny twerp, because he is a funny guy.
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