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Basically it’s written porn ;) I tied her to the wall of the dungeon and ripped off her clothes. I left her standing in her bra and thong. I used a violet wand and ran it up and down her in the stomach and legs. She flinched from the pain, I didn’t stop and slid it up her leg, close to her pussy. I tore off her thong and rolled it all over her pussy. I was dripping yet. I wanted to see what she’d do for me. I got out a leash, I tied it tightly round her neck. I freed her from the wall and dragged her down between my legs. I forced her to eat me out over my thong. She wasn’t doing good enough so I threw her on the floor and tied her there. I removed my thong and sat on her face, forcing her to tongue fuck my pussy. I yelled at her that she wasn’t doing good enough. She’d have to be punished. I got out a riding crop and gently tapped her pussy with it. I hit her really hard repeatedly, she cried out from the pain. I ripped off her bra and spanked her tits. I stood up and untied her arms and dragged her torso up and attached the leash to the wall so she was sitting up. I then took off my own bra and forced her to suck my massive tits while fingering my pussy. I put some electric shockers on her nipples and at the top of her thighs right next to her pussy. I turned the power up she screamed from the pleasure and the pain and fingered me so fast that I cummed all over her hand. I forced her to eat my cum and made out with her. I decided to reward her.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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Great gift!
A little spendy, but worth it.
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It's a great mug, will reccomend to family members my grandma gave me this mug for christmas and it was by far the best gift i got.
It arrived three weeks after ordering but given the holiday rush and inability of shipping to keep on schedule arrived late but was perfect little gift from me to my wife for her morning coffee with her "nickname" on the mug.
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I ordered 3 of your mugs, with different names on them. There was a typo in the information about the name on the back of each of the mugs. This wasn’t a dealbreaker because the people who received them liked them. However, it would be nice if somebody who has basic proficiency in spelling English words could proofread the script for all of your names before they’re prepared.
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Great present for a retiring colleague with custom saying she's known for!
Loved this mug! So unique and you can edit the text to add something unique.
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