Furcock Mug
A species in some ways similar to homo-sapiens, but with a few major differences. 1. No reproductive organs, only the unquenchable urge to be as creepy as possible to avoid any possible sexual encounters. 2. Only seen with a finger in a hole in a girl's pants or hiding behind people at all times. 3. Frequent use of the chicago concrete jungle (look it up) on himself and using that as sustinence to live. 4. Inability to say words loud enough for people to hear, and also not able to provide enough blankets for peoples in need of warmth even with blankets in close proximity. 5. Constant schoolage by John Alfred Miller IV on pricing of beverages. 6. Main predators include leprachauns, orange monsters, and John Stamos. Oh, and Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer, but they're givens. &. Unnaturally hairy ass cheeks. Also used as magnets for ice cubes. 7. A Furcock has a genetic makeup that is complete opposite of the Kool aid guy, because the cool aid guy is so ridiculously awesome and disgusting without sugar. If you ever encounter one, the suggested course of action is to make sure all genetalia is safely secured and not to go into defense mode until the threat of a Furcock has passed, Many people have been unknowing victims of brorape by these inhuman vile creatured. Also it is legal to kill onsite if you have a gun or other long distance weapon. Its blood is just creepiness disguised as a red liquid.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
I would eat this mug, no hesitation
Hell yeah My definition as merch. Hell yeah
So dope.
Its insane
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye
Just as expected, high quality
I bought the ratty bratty mug. I love it such a STROng message! :)
Better than advertised! Colors and text were exactly as shown on website. Quality cup also. Very happy.
Fuck your mugs and your tees
Cup is for a good friend. I haven’t given it to her yet but if she’s excited as I am, she’s gonna love it thanks guys.
good service, delivery time was quick
I LOVE my mug! It's such a meaningful way to remember a word my Dad "coined" When I was a child. I am very pleased.
Holy Cow, when I ordered the mug I mistakenly googled flenching instead of fetching! My wife and German Shepard compete in AKC canine agility competition and our German Shepherd won the fetching competition. To surprise her I thought I bought her a fetching coffee mug, needless to say I’m now living in Hotel 6.
My dad hated it🤣
This is the coolest Anspaugh mug that ever existed.
Great ordering experience..good quality
8.3 cm diameter? I hardly know her
The day this mug entered my life, my depression was cured, I won the lottery, my dad came back from the dead, and my mum started loving me, motto beg but if you rub the mug 3 times a genie WIll grant you 69 wishes (I wished for more mugs 69 times)
Gift for my niece. She loves it.
I don’t really want to by it but I do like that you can customize it Also I do find find funny nearly all the one star reviews are people say “I want the mug for free”