College Punk Mug
An 18-25 year old (typically male) who calls themselves a "punk" because they own 10 or 12 of the more popular punk albums on vinyl and sport a Descendents t-shirt on the days they're not putting on their Starbucks uniform to go to work. They usually have a handful of friends who are more or less the same and sometimes they'll go to shows and stand in the back and look bored. They eschew the fashion aspect of the culture and tell people it's because punk isn't a fashion statement but it's mostly because they know they couldn't pull the look off and are too afraid to try. They're very fond of posting photos of their Black Flag and Minor Threat albums on Reddit and waxing philosophical about "what punk means" and how much they hate nazi skins despite never encountering one in their lives. They also claim to hate the movie SLC Punk but secretly they all own a copy that they watch on a regular basis. They are, without a doubt, the ultimate posers and deep down most of them know it which is why they call anyone with a studded jacket or a hawk a "fashion punk" in order to compensate for their own lameness. Once they reach their mid to late twenties they'll box up their vinyl, stop going to shows and basically become just like every other khakis wearing, latte sipping, middle class douchebag.
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother