chuck norris
An expert in the martial arts, a true scholar, and a gentleman. He will one day be the American army... maybe Vin Diesel will be a teammate, but mostly just Chuck. He doesnt read books, he just stares at them until he gets information. Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy in the face... the sheriff was the luckier of the two. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. If Chuck Norris round-house kicks you, you will die. If Chuck Norris misses you with the round-house kick, the wind behind the kick will tear out your pancreas. Chuck Norris’ sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion. With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit. Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow. Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives. Chuck Norris is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
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