Beb Mug
This is an acronym for Big Eyed BOOL. It refers to a certain meat ball with bulging eyeballs also known as the infamous Ape Eyes. Here is her life story: She comes from a far away land where short dark brown creatures with salty brown leeps, foot long legs, and green juices squirting out of their brown pores roam around. Her birth name was bestowed upon her by a Tibetian monk named The Dalai Lama. She was born abnormally large, weighing in at a whopping 25 lbs 64 oz. 1/25/64 became her birth date thus. As a child, "meatballs" as she was commonly known as, was often spit in the eye with spaghetti sauce, thus increasing the span of her eyeballs. This is how her blood shot eyes came to be about. One day in gym class, "meatballs soup salad (MSS)" was happily frolicking through the fields when all of a SUDDEN, THUN THUN THUN, Eloisa the bully who victimized the meats every day of her life finally trapped the meats in a corner. Eloisa swung her bat into the meatballs eyeballs because they were so enlarged that they were mistaken for baseballs. The meatballs then went blind and entered a triathlon to lose her blubber. While running she trips over a spaghetti string and rolls down the hill, only to find her eyeballs soaked in spaghetti sauce once again. ALAS! .. her vision has been revived! Meanwhile, on the other side of the hill, Eloisa took a sip of slim fast and thought she had her way...but OH NO, TOM arrives at the scene of the crime and steps in to defend her beloved sister. Tom takes out a homemade swatztika made out of bamboo shoots and slaps Eloisa silly. EESLAP EESLAP EESLAP! From then on...Tom has always been known as Hitler on Sundays. After the traumatizing sauce incident, the BEBs then decided to start a new life overseas in America. She has come a long way and has aquired numerous nicknames other than Big Eyed Bool (BEBs): Meatnoodles (Meatnoods for short), Meatball Soup Salad (MSS), The Meats, The Meatees, Hapesboi, Hapesiree, Bob, Ape, Maah (Chinese translation: a piece of meat), Maah Mee (the original Chinese translation of meat noodles).
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.
This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.
What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/
My daughter is a Seinfeld afficianato. She was pleasantly surprised when she opened the package with her Penske File mug. It has the definition of Penske File from the Urban dictionary. Totally worth the price!
gay mug very spicy
The Urban Dictionary is a unique place to find anecdotal memories on all sorts of stuff. Their ongoing communication once your order is placed is excellent. I have put in a significant number of orders recently, and the communication regarding my order status is excellent. I have had one order misplaced in transit. They have contacted me to say that they will get back to me, but to this point, they have not. So, that's a bit of a caveat in my rating. Overall, I would rate their products and customer service as good. I would not hesitate to deal with them in the future. Fill Your Boots with Whatever You Want to Order. Nice job, "Urban Dictionary."
Thank you for sharing this Unique piece of Artwork. You are the only one that offered this. Thank you for the quality service you have provided not only in what you offer but right on to the quality packaging as well. Thanks again - Peggy Hall
My brother Tom became an uncle & urban dictionary created a wonderful uncle Tom mug…
It is special to have a mug that has to do with my dad who invented a word when we were growing up. He passed away last year. Drinking from this mug is like spending time with him.
Quick turnaround time and good quality merchandise.
very cool kanye for me gave it to my crush and now were dating so yea
I bought a Prone mug and i love it its so good imma prone to the bathroom now brb
This mug gives my life purpose. It's what I've always said. Patience is a virtue and hard work never betrays. Ever since I was born I've been struck with one misfortune after another, but today it all paid off. I got my own mug, and I use it anywhere and whenever I can! Both of my legs are shattered because to my wife threw me in the middle of traffic and my windpipe is messed up due to me screaming all the way from the crash site to the hospital thanks to the unbearable pain I was feeling. Although even with all that's happened this is still the best day of my life. I suppose the only problem I have is that whenever I happen to look at my cup I get a little too happy. That causes problems because my life support can't handle my exhilaration, haha! I'm just kidding; that was just a little lighthearted joke of mine. I actually cannot afford life support because I spent all of my life savings on this fine piece of pottery. Not to worry though! I can get through the pain with my will and drugs - I mean medication. P.S. There are definitely no ghosts in the mugs. Just wanted to point that out in case someone was worried about that.
I bought two mugs as gifts for coworkers and they were very pleased. The print was clear and concise. Hopefully they last a long time.
Ordered a gift for a friend I hope he likes it :)
Mug was well-packed when received. Shipping was timely. The mug was as advertised. Very nice.
BEST THING EVER. CUZ YK WHAT!!?!? IT. IS. A. MUG. WITH MY NAME. AND. A COOL DESCRIPTION. ON. IT. I LOVE IT.