Urban Dictionary Hoodies

Beauty sus: The opposite of Beauty bias, where the attractiveness of a person makes you more suspicious about their true character, usually causing you to act more closed off or cold around that person than usual because of their beauty, thus the sus.

deadnaming: Disrespectfully calling someone by their old name after they have changed their name. In particular, this is something done to transgender people.

Grass Money: Instead of gas money, one pays for a ride by smoking down with them instead.

Hair Furor: Reference to the turbulent Donald Trump and his hair based on "Der Fuehrer," AKA Adolf Hitler. A term of mockery aimed at Trump and his disorderly, chaotic and increasingly unhinged administration.

like whoring: It is when you are begging for like or trying to trick people into likeing your comment to get attention. These comments often end with something akin to "Like if you agree" Its called like whoring because your whoring out your dignity for likes

flexing on my ex: Showing your ex that you're better off without them

Not actually my President: When all you hear about on the news and social media is Donald Trump and you don't live in America.

laughing off the pounds: Abbreviated as LOP, laughing off the pounds referrers to the feeling of laughing so hard it feels as if one is getting abs. is used in instant messaging, texting and other electronic communication to indicate that something is humorous, LOP can be used instead, or in place of LOL, LMAO or HAHAHA. It implies that the sender is laughing hard enough to burn a significant amount of calories so as to loose weight, thus laughing off the pounds

jack of all traits: A politically correct way of describing someone with multiple personality disorder

Flanking: When you get to work before someone and leave after them.

btfd: Buy The Fucking Dip

Inkremlinate: To incriminate by showing a malicious or otherwise suspicious connection to the Russian Federation, Moscow, the Kremlin, or similar things associated thereto (such as the Soviet Union).

cyber pretty: You only look good online(with filters)

Contact Shame: When you watch or see something so embarrassing that you feel embarrassed; feels like you had something to do with it.

uncanon: Another word for unbelievable. It’s so bad that it’s unbelievable, uncanon

unbenounced: How fucktards try to spell unbeknownst.

Blueterus: The female equivalent of blue balls.

micropretension: A statement that conveys an indirect, subtle, or unintentional affectation that is superfluous or irrelevant to the context of a conversation. Person 1: "Did you watch that show?" Person 2: "I don't have a TV." Person 1: "Are you hungry?" Person 2: "I'm a vegan."

Boxset Boyfriend: A character you genuinely fall in love with while binge watching a series

immigrant: What every inhabitant of the USA is, except the Native Americans.

i'm so down: I'll do whatever. I'm ready to do whatever you suggest. Let's get together and do something.

Shitcoin: Great ways to lose your money. See: scam

caught lacking: Being caught by the enemy without a weapon to defend yourself

Also true.: phrase used when the other person has proved your point wrong or otherwise contradicted you. indicates that the other person's statement is true while not conceding that your point was false. usually said in a contemplative manner with a knowing head nod. compare touche.

AOL Keyword: Used in a conversation to emphasize a point.

Have a Presidential Dinner: Taking fast food home and eating it in bed before going to sleep. Taken from reports in the Fire and the Fury that Donald Trump often goes to bed early with a cheeseburger

Jagoogala: Verb: Short hand for "Just Google It." i.e. do a google search.

Badumpa-Trump: An enormous old white man booty, likened to that of Donald Trump’s giant ass.