Urban Dictionary Hoodies

Trumpillion: A term that denotes a huge number that is much less than its actual value, because someone wants to sound wealthier than he is, and to gain more respect from others.

wrong opinion: When someones opinion differs from yours.

keeping me on read: When you view a text message and don't respond. Keeping the sender in "read" status without a reply.

generationalize: To generalize against a generation.

St. Patrick's Day Eve: Drinking the night before St. Patrick's Day.

lamzy: A word describing anyone who is the combination of lame and lazy pronounced lame-zee

Momarazzi: A gaggle of moms with expensive smartphones taking photos of their kids team or activity.

Congress: Where lobbyists go to buy their laws.

ignoresation: 1) The fine art of having a conversation with someone you would like to ignore. 2) Ignoring someone who is trying to have a conversation with you.

dream grudge: Carrying a grudge toward a person after waking up from a dream where they did something bad or mean to you.

Get two birds stoned and kill them: When a shortcut fails badly.

mix in a water: When you are too intoxicated and you need some water to help sober you up.

side-text: While texting a group of people you and one of the people in the group also have a private texting conversation

Stashing: Stashing is when you're in a relationship with someone and you refuse to introduce them to your friends and family; mostly because you view the person as temporary, replaceable, and/or you're an asshole.

Mental health food: Food that does not benefit your physical health or well-being, but sure as shit makes you feel awesome while you're eating it.

Babybottling: The act of drinking a beverage without stopping/slowing down/taking a break for air.

juvenoia: The fear one generation of adults holds towards the younger generations succeeding them. Often times coincides with the inability to recall one's own childhood and use this as perspective when formulating opinions about "today's" youth. The feeling that entertainment, social practices, fashion, etc was superior in one's past when compared with how these are practiced by younger generations in modern times.

internet hobo: 1. Someone who is using thier neighbor's/hotel across the road's wi-fi internet.

Nutflix: A movie rentals-by-mail service for squirrels

It is what it is: Used often in the business world, this incredibly versatile phrase can be literally translated as "fuck it."

Assfacia: A disease in which your face begins to resemble your hind quarters.

Shit and run: When someone walks their dog, but does not bring a bag with which to clean up the poop, and has to flee the scene. Having no intention of cleaning up after your dog.

Douchy Donald: Deragatory (but very descriptive) nickname for the 45th president of the United States of America (Donald Trump).

apartimony: Monies paid even though you are no longer living with a former roommate/lover.

cakemaggedon: the event when a group of 6 or less people attempt to eat an entire Costco sheet cake in one sitting.

sleep in your eye: another word for eye boogers

Pulled a Nixon: When one is said to 'pull a Nixon', it means that s/he was in a position of power, until screwing up really bad. Facing the consequence of firing/impeachment/whatever, this person resigns to avoid this punishment, as Nixon did.

generation xerox: 1. People who follow the same path/live up to the same expectations as their parents 2. People who fall into the expected stereotypes of a previous generation