Urban Dictionary Hoodies

Da Vinci: 1. implies a conspiracy, like a conspiracy theorist. In reference to the book "The Da Vinci Code." 2. a reference to Leonardo da Vinci: scientist, inventor, and artist. 3. to hack or grok.

deface: To remove a 'friendship' from facebook due to having either accidentily adding him/her as a friend or actually adding them and reconsidering later.

SMIDSY: An acronym - "Sorry Mate, I Didn't See You" is a common excuse given by cagers in car-motorcycle accidents.

bananaficiary: The person to whom you give your bananas once they are too ripe for you.

Google Girlfriend: An imaginary girlfreind whom one would brag about to his friends and use a picture of "said girl" from google.

mac daddy: The pimp-meister, the king of the streetwalkers, possessor of the blingest of bling-bling. The mac daddy is the man who means everything (and the only man who really means anything) to his ladies of the night.

courtesy fart: When someone accidentally farts and is embarrased, you should, if you have one ready, let one fly as well. This is a courtesy fart. This is an opportune time for you to release since then the two fart smells will interfere and no one will discover how unbelievibly nasty your ass is.

gu: Acronym for "geographically undesirable."

Transitive Property: 1. If A=B, and B=C, then A=C. Used in Geometry. 2. If Person A hooks up with Person B, and Person B hooks up with person C, person A has hooked up with person C. This property is hated by most high school/college age persons. 3. Definition 2, as a verb. To hook up with someone by the transitive property.

Man Stand: The act of a man standing outside a shop while his wife/girlfriend/partner shops inside. Man Standing involves looking into space, at other women, or in the case of multi story shopping centers, leaning on the railings of an upper floor watching the people below.

We out here: A statement referring to how a specific group of people are "out here" in the streets trying to make a living. Commonly used by Toronto and New York gangstas.

sucks mad ween: When something sucks SO MUCH. Like it VIOLENTLY SUCKS. Like when you have a pop quiz that sucks MAD WEEN and when you trip in front of the whole school that sucks MAD ween

burn up: v. 1. to smoke(usually marijuana) 2. to start a cipher(see cipher) Eastern NC slang

stankin: grotesque odor; unpleasurable scent

simpin: When a guy or girl are sprung on someone or something.

Youse: Second Person Plural. A grammatical necessity which is sadly lacking in the English Language. French has "vous" (informal and formal) and German has "ihr" (informal) and Sie (formal). The southern USA version is "you all"

levidrome: A word that when spelled backwards, turns into a different yet valid english word. They always come in pairs, for obvious reasons. Similar to a palindrome, but with different words instead of the same. Maps <-> spaM Desserts <-> stresseD

Bands: One thousand dollars

high key: when somethin needs to be said outloud so every can here; opposite of low key

Boonk: The act of finessing someone of their personal belongings; The attempt to purchase an item, but deciding to run away without paying for the item;

Double Cup: Double cup. Two cups stacked on each other, filled to the brim with a cocktail consisting of promethazine and codeine syrup, candy (usually Jolly Ranchers, or Skittles), ice, and a softdrink of choice (Sprite, Fanta, etc.)

bozophobe: A bozophobe is someone who is afraid of clowns either jokingly or seriously. Some people pretend to be afraid of clowns or make claims that they were afraid of clowns as children. This all falls under the category of Bozophobia. If one is afraid of clowns they may be deemed bozophobic.

VOCD: "Volume Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder" Function: Noun A psychoneurotic disorder in which the television viewer is beset with obsessions or compulsions or both to adjust the volume on the television to a "perfect" number, such as 15, 20, 25, etc. and suffers extreme anxiety or depression through failure to adjust the volume or witnessing an "imperfect" number (9, 16, 31).

trickle up economics: The financial principle of bleeding the poor and middle class of any expendable income (and some necessary income) so they cannot buy anything, thus impacting the government-supported mega-corporations and lending institutions, requiring Republican idiots to give them more money to continue their financial destruction of the United States. Amen.

fax potato: A person who faxes from one floor to another instead of getting up and running the information because they're too lazy to get out of their chair.

ghostlighting: A hybrid of ghosting and gaslighting. Ceasing all communication with someone and then, when they attempt to contact you, pretending like you have no idea who they are or what they are talking about.

Digging you heavy: Interested in you a great amount.

fuckshit: unexplainable lame ass shit