Urban Dictionary Hoodies

geeked up: Being high on blow, ice or any other amphetamine.

pro boner: work completed with sexual favors given in recompense

Golden Donald: It's what they call a golden shower in Russia.

Clout chaser: A person that only hangs with certain people or starts beef with people to gain popularity

robocoitus: Simultaneous masturbation while utilizing a video chat application. Also referred to as Skype sex

Rageswiping: When you are frustrated but your boyfriend/girlfriend and get on tinder to swipe to relieve your anger

Just wondering: Said to cover up someone's true intentions about a question they just asked; trying to appear nonchalant. Could also mean that it's about to go down.

resting moron face: A person, man or woman, whose usual facial expression makes them appear foolish and lacking common sense or intelligence.

DO NOT CONGRATULATE: What is said to someone when not to do something, but it is done anyway

Dick-wap: the act of slapping someone in the face with a penis-like object

Trumpflation: Inflation caused by the ill-advised and uninformed monetary policies and tariffs imposed by Donald Trump.

chipdrunk: In poker, having so many chips that you make bad calls and bets. It usually is the result of winning one or more big pots and usually is followed up by being "down to the felt"

pPOTUS: penis of the President of the United States

dooshkabob: A dooshbag with multiple different dooshbag qualities stacked together like a shishkabob

I'll add it to my list: What you say to someone when they suggest you watch a certain show or movie. Sometimes you mean it. More often than not you have no interest in what they've recommended, and are just saying you'll watch it one day to politely placate them.

Pretendonitis: A made up injury to get out of doing something

Where the lie tho?: When someone says something accurate or the truth that cannot be denied.

April Fools: A time for people to be assholes and get away with it

Smackdonald's: A fast food restaurant where drugs are routinely consumed or sold.

one worded: Talking to someone who reply’s with one word or very short answers with no care.

pouring the milk first: the right way to do it, if you put cereal first you're wrong because society brainwashed you to think that.

Itchy thirty feet: The sudden urge to settle down at the age of thirty.

White Walling: To delete many or even all past facebook posts in an effort to maintain a reasonable reputation

Dirty Delete: Used primarily in Facebook groups. Dirty delete is when someone makes a post and later decides to delete it, usually because no one is agreeing with the post.

Preemptive unfriending: When one deletes a friend from Facebook because he or she knows that the Facebook friend in question would eventually delete them instead. Preemptive unfriending thus robs the deleted Facebook friend of the joy of being able to delete them.

facebort: to delete or deactivate your facebook account

memely educated: this means that you are educated in the way of the meme cuz meme is de wae

REMF: Rear Echelon Mother Fucker. One who has no frontline or combat experience, and therefore makes huge errors at expense of human life. The REMF's decisions make sense only if you think of human beings as statistics. This is the main problem with REMFs- they think of people as numbers.