Urban Dictionary Hoodies

go duck yourself: When you try to type "Go fuck yourself", but you auto correct turned it to that. Also can happen if you have large thumbs, and you type "go fuck yourself"

Misophonia: The disorder in which a person experiences excessive anger towards those who smack their food or breathe too heavily.

carpe noctem: Sieze the night. The oposite of carpe diem. Get work done durring the night and sleep all day!

lhh: Laughing hella hard

Rosterbating: Being so content with your fantasy football roster that you feel the urge to masturbate to it.

Cheerleader effect: It's when you see a group of girls or guys and they look hot, but when you see each person individually they are NOT, that an effect, when they are in groups they look hot.

Reverse Streaking: Running fully clothed through a nudist colony.

phone foot: Also known as 'laptop leg', this is when your foot and/or leg goes numb because of the way you are standing/sitting. Due to your avid interest in you device, however, you don't notice until it becomes painful.

Overcupensating: When you get a larger beer/drink than what you need, or perhaps even want. The bigger the drink, the cooler the guy/girl... That's the mentality that leads to overcupensating.

sleep tattoos: N. The markings on the body from sleeping for an extended period of time, caused by blankets, clothing, or any other thing one would sleep on. Commonly found on the chest, face, and arms.

office rage: noun; A fit of violent anger by an office worker due to nonperformance by equipment. Normally directed at printers, computers, phones, etc. Similar to: road rage.

fart reduction: The process of repeatedly farting into a confined space or area, or on an item so as to infuse the space or item with the pure essence of the fart musk.

Friendscaping: The act of trimming ones friends lists in various social media sites.

Google Holiday: A special occasion recognized by the Google homepage. Google traditionally commemorates the event with some kind of doodle. Sometimes its an actual holiday like Valentines day, Chinese New Year, or Independence day for another country. Sometimes its an obscure reference to someone who died over a century ago.

crackstituents: People who smoke crack with their favourite politician.

bend an elbow: Grab a drink or smoke a cigarette

brain fact: A thought that you believe to be true. The "facts" are completely fabricated and are supported by zero empirical evidence whatsoever. The only qualifier is that you believe the fact to be true.

easy like: A Facebook friend that gives up their 'likes' almost indiscriminately. Typically they will 'like' almost any post you make, regardless of how mundane or 'unlikeworthy' it actually was.

Download Sabbath: The day on which you give in to your computer's non-stop reminders and install lots of updates at once. No work may be done on the computer on this day, hence it being a "Sabbath."

commercial game: The game I watch during a commercial break of the game I'm really watching.

nature's boner: When something in nature looks like a dick.

peefurbished: Electronics replaced after water damage by begging the company to do it under warranty.

motorfloating: v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between two ample breasts, and staying motionless/silent, like floating calmly on two nice soft billowy clouds. Opposite of motorboat.

Bad porno pun: A type of bad pun especially prevalent within the poor writing of low budget or basement project porn videos. These are especially noteworthy when the porno, the pun, or both are in reference to a popular slang or media element within the generation of the film's creation.

Birth Vegan: Somone who has never eaten meat. A vegetarian from birth

wash the cat: An excuse to blow off a date or appointment.

stealership: Business entity where one can purchase vehicles or have vehicle maintenance and repairs performed at exorbitant prices. Remember to bend over and bring lots of lube. Variant of dealership.

Passive learning: Watching tv and letting the knowledge come to you