Urban Dictionary Hoodies

Eggnogling: To ogle or Eye fuck a stranger during the Christmas season.

Canine whipped: A household that is run by a pet. Specifically a dog. What the dog wants, it gets, and when it wants it. Typically the owners do not see the scenario at all and comment on their "wonderful pet". Outsiders and friends though can see the caos and true pecking order.

Dinner Sweats: When you hold in a poop at the dinner table so long that you start to sweat.

shit no bricks: An exhortation to be calm and take things in stride - akin to "get a grip" or "chill".

Constructophilia: A fetish involving a desire to engage in sexual activity with man made constructions. These may include, buildings, houses, towers and bridges.

Sleepy Bear Syndrome: The anger occurring after someone accidentally wakes you up during, or on the precipice of a nap.

Recliner Sit-Ups: The act of repeatedly leaning back on a recliner and leaning up again.

facebook shithead: Someone who you know personally, and by the power of facebook turns into this magical philosopher, problem solver, visionary speaker and just a general complainer of life who doesn't know shit from clay and you know for a fact they are the stupidest dweeb ever!

Human charity shield: What you become if someone walks close behind you to avoid getting hassled by charity collectors in the street.

dadmire: to admire someone for their fatherly qualities; to love someone as a father figure

Two cheeks to the wind: When a girl (or woman that thinks she is still a girl) wears booty shorts where both cheeks are hanging out. This is is not to be confused with well known phrase "two sheets to the wind" signifiying that a person is drunk.

attention dating deficit disorder: A syndrome, usually diagnosed in single people who are subscribed to any online dating service, characterized by a persistent pattern of impulsiveness, a short attention span, and often hyperactivity, and interfering especially with ever maintaining a long and lasting relationship.

Loss Vegas: Sin City, Nevada, where people go in the hopes of winning it big, but usually end up just losing their shirts .

dancefloor banking: Dancefloor banking is where drunken online banking is done to release money for the night. Always regretted in the morning.

bangorrhea: 1) Overusing exclamation points in a vain and failing attempt to make your writing sound more exciting. Trying to put more "bang" in your prose, but looking instead like you have exclamation point diarrhea. 2) Obsessively talking about sex, or "banging." An oral disorder usually found in those who aren't actually having sex.

ride or die: to be down with your husband/wife no matter what, through it all the good and the bad.

crotch-first: When someone walks in front of you getting to their seats at a sports event and they choose to go facing you. If you are still sitting down then it will be their crotch to your face. This is considered poor practice and should be replaced by their backside in your face.

ear boner: when your dog hears something and its ears go up and get all stiff

Alzheimer's Purchase: An Alzheimer's Purchase is when you buy something online that takes so long to be delivered, you forgot you ordered it in the first place.

crowd slipstreaming: Walking directly behind someone who is pushing through a crowd, to avoid having to push through the crowd yourself. Only works if you stay in the empty area directly behind the person in front of you. Usually done behind someone tall or buff.

cyber: Cyber-sex. Online roleplaying mimicking sexual intercourse.

Circle twerk: A group of people surround a lone person on the dancefloor and when appropriate begin twerking aggressively on the person in the middle. The tighter the circle during the twerk the better. It is typically performed during r & b or rap music.

story vomit: Long winded, boring, nauseating, uninteresting description of an event or the story of someone's life.

thx: Bastardization of 'Thnx,' which is a bastardization of 'Thanx,' which is a bastardization of 'Thanks,' which is a bastardization of 'Thank You.'

ham tongue: An oral condition that is the undesired result of consuming too many sodium injected foods, such as ham. The main symptom of ham tongue is a perpetual and unquenchable thirst accompanied by a lack of saliva.

inboxia: A common cause of stress, often leading to paralysis and even death resulting from an overloaded email inbox.

puppy bukakke: To bury someones face in a pile of canine of love and affection.

managerial we: When a manager says "we" and means "you"