Urban Dictionary Hoodies

basicism: the professional art of being basic

nursing a semi: when a man gets half exciited. not a full boner, but he is nearly there.

Monogamy Parade: A time in which one person gains a mate and his friends out of jealousy or any other reason, also find a mate.

inappropriate selfie: When someone or a group of people decide to take a selfie at the absolute wrong moment in time. Like at a funeral or during intercourse.

Sad Masty: To masturbate while crying, and using the tears as lubricant

Turdulence: The discomfort that occurs due to an inability to pass flatus on a flight.

percentage advantage: The deciding factor of who gets the car phone charger. The lowest battery power always gets the charging port first.

ambitchous: striving to be more of a bitch than the average bitch

conversation walling: When you're trying to make a conversation with a girl/guy you met recently, either A) online B) via text message or C) in person, and she/he responds to any of your questions with blank stares, one letter text messages using the words: oh, cool, or nice, or nothing at all until you have to try to change the subject.

Sing a disney song: Have sex or do anything sexual. *Taken from the movie Lion King where Simba and Nala lick each other while the song "Can You Feel The Love Tonight" plays.

Sidewalk Salsa: When you walk up to someone on the sidewalk and you both try to move out of each other's way, and in doing so repeatedly move into each other's way.

Platonic jealousy: When a close friend of yours hangs out with someone else, and you feel jealous that they aren't hanging out with you.

pre party nerves: the butterflies and overwhelming feeling of nervousness and anxiety before a big party

hate us cause they anus: A way of saying the phrase, "Hate us cause they ain't us" with a little more elegance.

Worldstar: First thing out someone's mouth when shit is about to go down. Usually shouted when a fight breaks out. Guaranteed to see at least one titty and a KO. Originates from worldstarhiphop.com (a popular website that showcases upcoming rappers, latest cultural/world news, butt-nekkid women, many fights, etc.)

Flirt to Convert: The act of flirting to convince an unsuspecting person to attend your church

3-minute passion: A Chinese saying which refers to a person having a limited passion or a passion that doesn't last long toward something/someone that he/she liked/loved/had passion about.

Punchpology: An apology is stated but it is combined with a verbal punch so that the recipient is left unsure about the actual sincerity of the apology.

You Done Fucked Up: To mess up extremely past the point of no return.

To Be Honest: TBH spelled out

White Line Fever: An addiction to cocaine.

Threading the Needle: When you sleep in your boxers and in the middle of the night your woodie works its way through the little hole in your chonies.

mother nuts: The intermittent state of insanity experienced by mothers and directed at their children, characterized by a melodramatic self-pity and often punctuated with childlike tantrums usually triggered by the smallest of perceived transgression.

Sadghetti: When one eats spaghetti all alone, while also being sad and depressed

Slow as bread: Expression used when something is taking a long time. Actually goes back to Biblical times when Jesus was handing out bread but he kept talking and talking and finally when everyone had their bread everyone was like "Jesus is slow as bread" and Judas was like "Let's kill this guy"

sidedick: Synonym of "sidechick" but for a girl. A guy who a slut is currently being boned by along with a number of other guys, or sidedicks. A guy with whom a girl regularly cheats on her boyfriend with.

shaved my balls for this: Phrase used to describe a disappointing situation. Like you got all excited for it and it wasn't all that great.

Year: 12 months of absolute hell and fuckery