Urban Dictionary Hoodies

falawesome: Falafel that is heaven in your mouth. The opposite of falawesome is falawful.

Shoelace Drift: When one side of a lace becomes longer due to tying and untying.

bicurean: An adjective that describes a relationship between an omnivore/carnivore and a vegetarian/vegan.

Blessturbate: To say "Bless me" after sneezing. Coming from the word masturbate, but instead of pleasuring themself, the person is blessing themself.

Fuckboi: A guy who tries to get with everyone. A player. A guy who will lie to a girl to make them hook up with them or send pics. They think they are the shit when they aren't. A guy who will only date a girl for their body. A total ass. A guy that will make a girl cry and laugh, and a guy who lies when they said I love you

voluntease: A well intentioned person who repeatedly agrees to do some type of charity work, but ultimately does not follow through with the commitment, often with an excuse at the last moment.

turn down for lunch: What you say under your breath when you do NOT want to eat someone's awful cooking.

Shoe Box Money: Money saved or stored by a non-traditional method (inside of a Shoe Box) without F.D.I.C. protection, enabling easy fee-free banking from a secure private location, usually ones residence.

Shots Received: Recently, many people have been saying "Shots Fired," when someone gives a witty remark or serious burn. Now, if you ever find yourself on the receiving end of one of these burns, you can say "Shots Received."

Movie theater: A big complex that has many giant TV screens. Known for overpriced food and drinks, so many people resort to sneaking snacks in

palm treeing: When youre so stoned and you sway like a palm tree.

Nicholas Cage Syndrome: When you have the same facial expression no matter what emotion you're supposed to be showing.

nosecicles: Frozen snots dangling from noses, created during cold weather.

Butt Buddies: A term used to describe very very very close friends of the same sex. Almost as if they were gay but they certainly aren't gay. Often seen together 24/7.

i fucking love you: affectionate slang for I Love You.

twenty four hour ice: When you are pissed at your significant other so you don't communicate with them for twenty four hours. "Yeah, Ryan wouldn't stop making fun of my leather jogging pants, I think it's time for some twenty four hour ice."

chromeblast: When you're watching a serious TV show and some smart ass in the household casts a lame YouTube video to the ChromeCast.

amphetaclean: The act of cleaning something while under the influence of amphetamines. So named for how clean things get.

Only used a couple times: "Only used a couple times" is an expression that literally translates to "used the fuck out of it and am selling it while I can for a few bucks before it breaks." The phrase is extremely common on Craigslist and Facebook yard sales. Oftentimes, after buying something that has "only been used a couple times," you will get maybe a couple of good uses out of it before it breaks/stops working/ignites and by the time you've gone through the hassle of scrapping it, you'll be wishing you would've just bought a friggin' new one from the start.

Illegal scrolling: When someone hands you their phone to show you a photo or text, and you swipe left/right or scroll up or down without permission to.

Dropping Faces: To spend cash on a purchase - references the faces on dollar bills.

Pho Queue: (n.) fuh-kyoo The line, or queue, formed outside of a Vietnamese restaurant in anticipation of its noodle soup, also known as pho

Thigh Gap: A gap between a girls thighs accomplished by being 95 pounds and 2% body fat which, contrary to a teenage girl's belief, is not sexy.

sadventure: A sad adventure or an adventure undertaken by a sad person or sad people.

Body-lapse: A series of pictures that are taken throughout the process of a body changes like pregnancy, weight loss and body building. People try to show their progress.

assgut: When you're so fat you have a duplicate belly hanging over the back of your pants

Drinkspiration: The feeling of inspiration one can get when having a drink (alcoholic)

Fuckit list: The list of things you meant to get done before you die, but now realize you're never going to get around to.