Urban Dictionary Hoodies

Carpal Tinder Syndrome: Dull pain in wrist and thumb from swiping left so much.

freestyle: To make up a rap as you go. Could be a battle, a poem, or just a rap.

friends with penalties: A friendship, most often between a man and women, that you do everything that you would when dating, but without romantic or sexual behavior. Many people assume the two of you are dating when in public. Note: Neither party wants something more out of the relationship.

omw2syg: On my way to steal your girl.

ass jacket: When someone or something, is acting asinine.

Santaphobia: The fear of Santa Clause watching you sleep, breaking into your home and giving you gifts.

Grandma fooler: A gift from someone that isn't name-brand or quite what you were expecting. The name is due to the fact that usually, grandmas are not up to speed on what is popular. This is usually not good, but sometimes, it turns out ok.

baker's block: When you want to bake everything, but can't decide on anything.

drunk yoga: when you go to your morning yoga class still drunk from the night before

Shit the bed: A sudden and complete failure or collapse producing a profoundly negative result.

closet psycho: when you first start to date someone and they seem normal but as time goes on their craziness comes out.

bitches gotta eat: a reply that sums up the serendipity & continuation of every day life; similar to: "that's the way the cookie crumbles" & "that's just the way things are".

fluck: A combination of the phrase "flying fuck"

back dimples: the two indents on the lower back where the back bone meets the hips. aka sacral dimples, dimples of venus or pilonidal dimples.

hides*: If a male sends you this they are embarrassed by something. If a female sends you this it means something made them blush because they are in love with you

neargasm: the frustrated feeling of being on the brink of something fantastic but never actually tasting that satisfaction.

mehkay: adj. - mediocre in level of quality; lying somewhere between OK (or fine) and barely tolerable in one's opinion.

armpit dingleberries: when stick deodorant is hastily applied to a hairy underarm region, resulting in chunks of deodorant becoming suspended in the mass of hair.

in their feelings: When someone is too caught up in their feelings and lets their emotions over-ride everything else in their life.

Freshman at life: Someone who simply has no clue what they're doing in life. They have no common sense, and ask stupid questions, such as "how do I do laundry" or "what is online banking"

Child of Divorce: 1. When two of your friends who were previously dating break-up, you attempt to maintain your friendship with both of them without pissing off either of them. 2. When two of your friends have a one-night stand, and you are in the middle of the fallout

eboli: Mixing up Ebola and E-Coli. used by the under-informed population when trying to sound intellectual by talking about current events, but they get the two diseases confused and think they are the same thing.

maintenance fuck: when your partner has sex with you to avoid listening to you complain about not having sex

boyfriend money: When your boyfriend is a loser and doesn't have a job so you set aside a couple hundred a month to give him

i feel your nuts: i know what you mean

You're learning!: used to describe someone being exceedingly stupid or when someone screws up

on a thing: Being in a relationship that involves kissing etc and commitment but not being official

blow your dick off: Experiencing something so splendid that it's beyond mind blowing. Something so amazingly out of this world, it can only be expressed by comparing the subject to having your dick blown....off (in the best way)