woodbury hoodie
A small, suburban town near Philly. Houses range from fairly upscale to small and cheap. There's nothing to do in Woodbury, so the children and teenagers usually spend their time walking around or riding their bikes, hoping to run into other people they know. The parties are bad, usually located in someone's small, crappy garage with cheap beer and everyone plays pong all night. To be invited to one, you must occasionally kiss ass to some loser who is the only one with an open house. The cops are always looking for kids to catch, and everybody smokes weed for the first time by junior year. The high school is pretty small, and everybody knows each other, which tends to create a large amount of gossip and rumors. The girls think they are "all that" and the boys just want to bone. Random hookups are prone to Woodbury and they are all anyone talks about after a party weekend. The boys are not exceptionally good looking and there are a few pretty girls here and there but mostly everyone is trashy. The girls dress in Hollister, American Eagle, and Abercrombie. The boys wear oversized t-shirts and pants down to their knees, but there are several boys who dress very well and have fresh outfits. Sports at Woodbury are mediocre. Football used to be good, then bad, and now it has turned very good again, but next year, it will be bad again. All of the other sports pretty much suck except for a few good seasons here and there. Oh, and their track team is pretty killer. Basically everyone in Woodbury is just trying to have a good time, listen to some rap, and talking their way out of a rumor spread about them. And maybe go to sports practice-sometimes.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
- Soft midweight fleece with a brushed interior
- Comfortable, classic unisex fit
- Double-lined drawstring hood
- Front pouch pocket
- Gildan Heavy Blend
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
Nice It's pretty good to describe my mood around my parents!! Love this! Make more!
Shit
i said shart and wore it to a party
wrote shart and wore it to a party
SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product