woodbury tee
A small, suburban town near Philly. Houses range from fairly upscale to small and cheap. There's nothing to do in Woodbury, so the children and teenagers usually spend their time walking around or riding their bikes, hoping to run into other people they know. The parties are bad, usually located in someone's small, crappy garage with cheap beer and everyone plays pong all night. To be invited to one, you must occasionally kiss ass to some loser who is the only one with an open house. The cops are always looking for kids to catch, and everybody smokes weed for the first time by junior year. The high school is pretty small, and everybody knows each other, which tends to create a large amount of gossip and rumors. The girls think they are "all that" and the boys just want to bone. Random hookups are prone to Woodbury and they are all anyone talks about after a party weekend. The boys are not exceptionally good looking and there are a few pretty girls here and there but mostly everyone is trashy. The girls dress in Hollister, American Eagle, and Abercrombie. The boys wear oversized t-shirts and pants down to their knees, but there are several boys who dress very well and have fresh outfits. Sports at Woodbury are mediocre. Football used to be good, then bad, and now it has turned very good again, but next year, it will be bad again. All of the other sports pretty much suck except for a few good seasons here and there. Oh, and their track team is pretty killer. Basically everyone in Woodbury is just trying to have a good time, listen to some rap, and talking their way out of a rumor spread about them. And maybe go to sports practice-sometimes.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
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This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!