the hairy dude that climbs trees hoodie
The Hairy Dude That Climbs trees is a wildly savage animal. It was discovered in 2019 by two middle schoolers named Ally and Aleena. It can be a very dangerous creature if disturbed or mocked. It has been spotted very few times and is knows to always be in a tree. Recent studies show that the Hairy Dudes prefer oak and maple over pine and firm trees. There is a very large bounty on the creature, if found, captured, and brought into authorities alive and unharmed, you could be rewarded with $300,000,000.00, but if brought in harmed, or dead, you could be fined with enormous charges, or even face a life’s sentence in jail. The Hairy Dude that climbs trees is a human sized animal, about 6 feet tall and it looks like a short, or shrunken big foot, or a hobo. If you happen to encounter one, don’t worry they speak Spanish and pig Latin. If you speak neither of those languages you could be in trouble, so hocus focus poopy. The Hairy Dude that climbs trees will eat you alive if it is hungry enough. Although this usually only happens if it has not had its daily dose of Chex thingies. Keep an eye out, and remember, Aaron, B is not a vowel.
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the hairy dude that climbs trees sweatshirt
Size M
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
- Soft midweight fleece with a brushed interior
- Comfortable, classic unisex fit
- Double-lined drawstring hood
- Front pouch pocket
- Gildan Heavy Blend
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Navy Quality Goods Awesome! My girlfriend Becca loves it!
Navy Quality Goods I bought this shirt to wear whilst i sail the seven seas with my sea cadet friends, i really like the design because i can walk around and everyone knows im a wannabe pirate. I also like the colour choice, i am able to use it as my stealth suit whilst we do our practice drills with spray painted nerf guns :) would buy again!
Nice It's pretty good to describe my mood around my parents!! Love this! Make more!
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i said shart and wore it to a party
wrote shart and wore it to a party
SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.