the hairy dude that climbs trees Tee
The Hairy Dude That Climbs trees is a wildly savage animal. It was discovered in 2019 by two middle schoolers named Ally and Aleena. It can be a very dangerous creature if disturbed or mocked. It has been spotted very few times and is knows to always be in a tree. Recent studies show that the Hairy Dudes prefer oak and maple over pine and firm trees. There is a very large bounty on the creature, if found, captured, and brought into authorities alive and unharmed, you could be rewarded with $300,000,000.00, but if brought in harmed, or dead, you could be fined with enormous charges, or even face a life’s sentence in jail. The Hairy Dude that climbs trees is a human sized animal, about 6 feet tall and it looks like a short, or shrunken big foot, or a hobo. If you happen to encounter one, don’t worry they speak Spanish and pig Latin. If you speak neither of those languages you could be in trouble, so hocus focus poopy. The Hairy Dude that climbs trees will eat you alive if it is hungry enough. Although this usually only happens if it has not had its daily dose of Chex thingies. Keep an eye out, and remember, Aaron, B is not a vowel.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
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Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
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This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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