skriznak Hoodie
n. 1.) An unsavory skank, male or female, who is persistently senile and out of touch with reality. When not wreaking havoc in public, they spend their time in holes, gutters, sewers, cardboard boxes, Chicken coops, roofs of tall buildings, and sometimes even luxurious mansions, brewing up brilliantly odd and completely unnecessary plots against society in order to justify whatever the individual skiznak feels violates their hallucinated purpose. Considered one of the rare jewels of society, skriznaks are people that frequently display outrageous and sometimes superhuman upheavals of rage that will rapidly twist and mangle any previously normal situation into complete chaos. They utterly devastate any establishment or social environment that happens to be in their vicinity. (Usually in public). The popularly accepted cause of their behavior is said to be drug-related (prescriptions not excluded), but the existence of some skriznaks can be the result of brain damage, bad upbringing, terminal chemical imbalances in the brain, bad hygiene, television, mind control, time travel...or a combination of all these things. Skriznaks are the unpredictable bastard villains of our civilization who possess unfounded compulsatory intentions to lurk in other people´s affairs, trying to assemble clever schemes with the broken tools of a crippled mind. Most are filthy and wear old raggy clothes, but some have a sense of fashion, especially when they claim a Wal-Mart or JCPenny´s. Skriznaks will approach a group of people casually and ask someone a friendly question. The conversation may go well for up to several minutes, until the skriznak begins speaking angry jibberish, believing they were just offended by something the other person said. Then the communication breakdown begins. The scriznak will begin making odd gestures with his head, hands, arms, and legs simultaneously, that almost resemble a breakdancer having a seizure. They will scream rash accusations while naming various food products at the same time between words, even between the middle of one word. This is when the "switch" in their head has been flipped. It is followed by epic violence and heroic destruction. They are usually gone by the time the police arrive, with the dust still settling.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
i said shart and wore it to a party
wrote shart and wore it to a party
SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.