skriznak Mug
n. 1.) An unsavory skank, male or female, who is persistently senile and out of touch with reality. When not wreaking havoc in public, they spend their time in holes, gutters, sewers, cardboard boxes, Chicken coops, roofs of tall buildings, and sometimes even luxurious mansions, brewing up brilliantly odd and completely unnecessary plots against society in order to justify whatever the individual skiznak feels violates their hallucinated purpose. Considered one of the rare jewels of society, skriznaks are people that frequently display outrageous and sometimes superhuman upheavals of rage that will rapidly twist and mangle any previously normal situation into complete chaos. They utterly devastate any establishment or social environment that happens to be in their vicinity. (Usually in public). The popularly accepted cause of their behavior is said to be drug-related (prescriptions not excluded), but the existence of some skriznaks can be the result of brain damage, bad upbringing, terminal chemical imbalances in the brain, bad hygiene, television, mind control, time travel...or a combination of all these things. Skriznaks are the unpredictable bastard villains of our civilization who possess unfounded compulsatory intentions to lurk in other people´s affairs, trying to assemble clever schemes with the broken tools of a crippled mind. Most are filthy and wear old raggy clothes, but some have a sense of fashion, especially when they claim a Wal-Mart or JCPenny´s. Skriznaks will approach a group of people casually and ask someone a friendly question. The conversation may go well for up to several minutes, until the skriznak begins speaking angry jibberish, believing they were just offended by something the other person said. Then the communication breakdown begins. The scriznak will begin making odd gestures with his head, hands, arms, and legs simultaneously, that almost resemble a breakdancer having a seizure. They will scream rash accusations while naming various food products at the same time between words, even between the middle of one word. This is when the "switch" in their head has been flipped. It is followed by epic violence and heroic destruction. They are usually gone by the time the police arrive, with the dust still settling.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Why?! I can't stop doing lewd things to this mug, it keeps on telling me to stop but I respond with hitting it. PLEASE HELP ME! 😭😭
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cure my depression really good i love it. also my dog cant stop doing things to it.
Easy to order and customize. Very tough, solid, and well-made. Nice and hefty in the hand.
I just LOVE this woosan mug! Amazing quality
Looked great and delivered fast.
Great product
What a hoot. On my kitchen counter. Of course. Any publicity, right? Still liberal. Leeza
My friend loves his gift coffee mug!
urban dictionary is my personal lifeline to the divine, thank you for selling me a $35 coffee cup that I gave to friend, bought another and gave that another friend. Likely asking, rather in need of, a six or more discount code, for six or more gifts to friends! Xoxo
just been amazed by the name actualy my real name that is on the birth certificate is BILLIAM ...thanks for using my name on great good things i would just wish to come and visit and if possible work der thank you
My friend was going through a tough time and this mug really cheered her up! It was the perfect gift.
Mug is of excellent quality. So funny! My daughter will love it!
Got it as expected. I love how UrbanDictionary store kept in contact with me as the order progressed. Thanks for a great experience and I look forward to getting more mugs LIKE this.
Loved it!
My 4th cup purchase just love them
He loved the mug!
The cup is very nicely designed
Got as a gift for a friend and he loved it and thought it was really funny. Great quality and very strong feeling build.
Great mug. Super customer service!