Poser skater Hoodie
-the classic mall grab, making your board look like a petty accessory -has worn supreme before skating -wears spitfire, does not ride spitfire -does not acknowledge old school or the different kinds of skating like freestyle or vert -lofi & bart Simpson -stereotypical skater social media aesthetic or screen saver theme -butt boards -skates to impress girls or boys -says they can kickflip but can't when you ask because "injury" or "new shoes haven't broke into yet" -the board they have had for a while and ride has absolutely no razer tail, marks, coned/ wheels, and/or grinded down trucks -no ollie marks -collects vans does not skate them -dresses like stereotypical skater but is not connected to the culture -rushed progression -zumies -has no footy -eboy hair -mongo -commands you to kickflip -can't even ollie -rides/buys ripndip -only knows Tony hawk and maybe nyjah -vapes and drinks monster and listens to xxxtentacion, mgk, or some other sad boi trap -hangs out at the skatepark but does not skate -wears thrasher sweater does not read or watch thrasher -is a model -beleives Aaron kyro is the skate god and not Rodney mullen -does not know who Rodney mullen is -actually just a cruiser but won't say it -takes photos and videos with their skateboard but never pictures or videos of them doing actual stuff on it besides maybe cruising down a street in the most boring aesthetically pleasing way -can't put together a board -has not seen him
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
Shit
i said shart and wore it to a party
wrote shart and wore it to a party
SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10