Poser skater Tee
-the classic mall grab, making your board look like a petty accessory -has worn supreme before skating -wears spitfire, does not ride spitfire -does not acknowledge old school or the different kinds of skating like freestyle or vert -lofi & bart Simpson -stereotypical skater social media aesthetic or screen saver theme -butt boards -skates to impress girls or boys -says they can kickflip but can't when you ask because "injury" or "new shoes haven't broke into yet" -the board they have had for a while and ride has absolutely no razer tail, marks, coned/ wheels, and/or grinded down trucks -no ollie marks -collects vans does not skate them -dresses like stereotypical skater but is not connected to the culture -rushed progression -zumies -has no footy -eboy hair -mongo -commands you to kickflip -can't even ollie -rides/buys ripndip -only knows Tony hawk and maybe nyjah -vapes and drinks monster and listens to xxxtentacion, mgk, or some other sad boi trap -hangs out at the skatepark but does not skate -wears thrasher sweater does not read or watch thrasher -is a model -beleives Aaron kyro is the skate god and not Rodney mullen -does not know who Rodney mullen is -actually just a cruiser but won't say it -takes photos and videos with their skateboard but never pictures or videos of them doing actual stuff on it besides maybe cruising down a street in the most boring aesthetically pleasing way -can't put together a board -has not seen him
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means