Menstrual Cocktail Hoodie
A Menstrual Cocktail can be seen as a slang or a "dressy" interchangeable option for the sexual act of getting one's "red wings." However, there are slight differences. When one gets their red wings, they are pretty much aware that the girl is on their period, whereas a Menstrual Cocktail is received completely out of nowhere. You don't ask for it, you don't know about it. It just happens. The "cocktail" is related to fancy parties, which usually snobby "dignified" guests attend. When the cocktail is delivered, (this part is important,) the girl will act like it WAS NO BIG FUCKING DEAL THAT SHE JUST MENSTRUAL LASERED THE WRONG DAMN LIQUID IN YOUR MOUTH and will most likely play it off with a slight hint of embarrassment. Or, if she is really fucking demented, WILL LAUGH ABOUT IT CAUSE HEY, IT'S TOTALLY FUNNY SKEETING PERIOD BLOOD IN SOMEONE'S UNKNOWING MOUTH. I dunno about you girls out there, but for future moms it should go in your "what mommy needs to tell daughter" handbook that skeeting period blood into someone's mouth, whether they be male or female is just fucking wrong. I CAN'T DRINK RED KOOL AID ANYMORE GOD DAMN IT ;^;
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
i said shart and wore it to a party
wrote shart and wore it to a party
SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.