Menstrual Cocktail tee
A Menstrual Cocktail can be seen as a slang or a "dressy" interchangeable option for the sexual act of getting one's "red wings." However, there are slight differences. When one gets their red wings, they are pretty much aware that the girl is on their period, whereas a Menstrual Cocktail is received completely out of nowhere. You don't ask for it, you don't know about it. It just happens. The "cocktail" is related to fancy parties, which usually snobby "dignified" guests attend. When the cocktail is delivered, (this part is important,) the girl will act like it WAS NO BIG FUCKING DEAL THAT SHE JUST MENSTRUAL LASERED THE WRONG DAMN LIQUID IN YOUR MOUTH and will most likely play it off with a slight hint of embarrassment. Or, if she is really fucking demented, WILL LAUGH ABOUT IT CAUSE HEY, IT'S TOTALLY FUNNY SKEETING PERIOD BLOOD IN SOMEONE'S UNKNOWING MOUTH. I dunno about you girls out there, but for future moms it should go in your "what mommy needs to tell daughter" handbook that skeeting period blood into someone's mouth, whether they be male or female is just fucking wrong. I CAN'T DRINK RED KOOL AID ANYMORE GOD DAMN IT ;^;
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!