Markus Hoodie
A creature compared to god but in reality is atleast a trillion times stronger, smarter, hotter, sexier and more confident. Till now there was nothing more beautiful and handsome then a god untill i met Markus. Markus was way more then a god he was like multiple gods in one but just one on the same time. Chinas gaming skills cant even be compared to Markus this guy is like an santient AI but then 100000 times more calculated. For now its the worlds duty to make Markus our new religion and ruler of this world as we are nothing compared to him. This more then a god creature has the ability to attract every single female in a 100km radius if he farts. For his daily routine a Markus will always start the day with a fresh milf. This will usualy take around 4 hours of straigt up drilling for this man to finaly release his royal seeds. These seeds wil then be used to power his breakfast added with some regular cereal. This will make a massive protein bomb consisting of 2kg protein for breakfast. In the afternoon he goos for round 2 it is important to know after each love making sessions the girl has to be replaced becouse she would normaly die from the love making. Its however fine for the women as she would get a livetime of orgasms during the ordeal. Abilities Can transform his cock into any shape and size. Can attract any female in a 100km radius Can make any male a betamale on command. can outgame even faker.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
i said shart and wore it to a party
wrote shart and wore it to a party
SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.