Lonsdale Hoodie
A clothing brand assosiated with antisocial behaviour in The Netherlands. This is normally worn by 14-17 year old youths who insist on defacing puiblic property, cars, people and anything else that comes in their way. They are strongly comparable to the chav groups which have infultrated the UK but the Londsdale groups have a sickening undertone of racism to add. On most evenings, the Lonsdale youth can be seen sat in parks and on street corners listening to Gabba techno smoking joints, drinking anything alcoholic and scribbling White power signs, "Lonsdale never dies" or "hardcore for life" on any surface that can be spoiled. They dont stop on public property but are also happy to wreck their own rented flats too. The communcal areas will have plants torn up, the lift will be urinated in and a nazi sign will be the calling card. The abundance of saliva from the constant spitting is also a recognisable sign that you are in Lonsdale territory. Sometime, the Lonsdale youth can be seen singing racist songs and chanting whilst walking through the street, this is only after 2:00 am when anybody who would happily stove their heads in really cannot be bothered to get up to do the honours. Typically, the Lonsdale youth can be found harrassing inocent bystanders, normally 10 year old children and when in large numbers will compete to see who can be the most obnoxious and irritate the f@#k out of the most people. The Dutch government has even had its security services look into the activities of these groups but it seems that it has been decided to let them be as they will all probably kill each other shortly.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…