Lonsdale Mug
A clothing brand assosiated with antisocial behaviour in The Netherlands. This is normally worn by 14-17 year old youths who insist on defacing puiblic property, cars, people and anything else that comes in their way. They are strongly comparable to the chav groups which have infultrated the UK but the Londsdale groups have a sickening undertone of racism to add. On most evenings, the Lonsdale youth can be seen sat in parks and on street corners listening to Gabba techno smoking joints, drinking anything alcoholic and scribbling White power signs, "Lonsdale never dies" or "hardcore for life" on any surface that can be spoiled. They dont stop on public property but are also happy to wreck their own rented flats too. The communcal areas will have plants torn up, the lift will be urinated in and a nazi sign will be the calling card. The abundance of saliva from the constant spitting is also a recognisable sign that you are in Lonsdale territory. Sometime, the Lonsdale youth can be seen singing racist songs and chanting whilst walking through the street, this is only after 2:00 am when anybody who would happily stove their heads in really cannot be bothered to get up to do the honours. Typically, the Lonsdale youth can be found harrassing inocent bystanders, normally 10 year old children and when in large numbers will compete to see who can be the most obnoxious and irritate the f@#k out of the most people. The Dutch government has even had its security services look into the activities of these groups but it seems that it has been decided to let them be as they will all probably kill each other shortly.
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Customer Reviews
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great π
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morbβd
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. π
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy