Karen Hoodie
Karen was born between 1982-1993. She drives a silver 2003 Volvo and uses two parking spots. Her hair is either a pixie cut or a bowl cut and is usually combed to one side. Karen is between slightly overweight to obese because she bullies fast-food managers into giving her free food. Typically this is done by threatening to report them for racism. Karen has two sons and a daughter, named Tim, Hunter and Elizabeth. Both sons are violent and out of control. They throw tantrums when they don't get a 240g bag of lollies because Karen needs to use the coupons to buy nappies for her princess. Karen will make her either suffering or equally as awful husband change Elizabeth, of course because she doesn't want to wipe a shitty asshole. Elizabeth's breathing is noisy because Karen refuses to believe that Elizabeth is allergic to the undercooked eggs she forced her to eat this morning. Karen will have a fit when told that the coupons expired in 2014 and even if it was valid, she was still quite short of money due to the full sugar cokes, cigarettes and huge bags of junk food. "Fuck the sugar tax", Karen moans. "Bring me your manager! I'm gonna get you fired!" She yells at the sobbing teen behind the counter. The manager bans Karen from the store as bystanders call the police, video her and post it on social media, or starts typing up the story on r/entitledparents. Karen is forced outside in handcuffs as her kids are brought home by her husband. Don't be like Karen. Karen's an ass.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
i said shart and wore it to a party
wrote shart and wore it to a party
SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.
why I can't believe that I found it. A diamond in the dust. a needle in the haystack. A Chankla hoodie. no seriously I just bought a hoodie that only said Chankla. Best purchase btw
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.