Halo School
Halo school is a place where n00bs like you need to go so you can learn the basics of halo. N00bs that generally go to halo school don't know ANYTHING about halo. There are many bascis to halo, including the all-mighty weapons of choice, the pistol AND the SNIPER RIFLE! Now n00bs typically like yourselves don't know the power of these two weapons. They are the best weapons in the game and usually are considered "cheap" by nerds/n00bs who use weapons such as the rocket launcher/FRG (Fuel Rod Gun for nerds who don't know what that means). Now onto the history of halo school. Halo school was founded by the ultimate halo gamer on the face of the Earth. Hereby known as LightningXCE *gasp*. Now this gamer is an ultimate halo gamer, who never seems to die. While he pwns n00bs at halo he still manages to make maps for HaloCE (Custom Edition not Combat Evolved, n00bs). I myself haven't nerded off to the extent of beating this ultimate halo gamer. I am very scared of him actually when he holds the pistol. I need not say anymore because I think I just pissed my pants. Oh a little offtopic have I gone, am I right? Whatever. Halo school was founded by LightningXCE *gasp* when Halo was first released. He saw that this game was revolutionary so he nerded off and made a freaking school. Now he has several trained teachers that make n00bs such as yourselves into ELITE HALO GAMERS. These people have aliases known to some as _Jon aka: HIVKing, Kevin HIVDevour, :Unknown name: HIVKatana, and Paul HIVrec0 (HIV doesn't stand for the disease, it is short for Hivers). These people are the best halo gamers who graduated from halo school at the top of their classes that and are also LightningXCE's *gasp* best pupils. So the point is, you n00b need to buy yourselves an extreme gaming computer so you can attend halo school, and pwn LightningXCE and end his nerding spree once and for all.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
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SUPER SIGMA. I LOVE IT.
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
wrote shart and wore it to a party
i said shart and wore it to a party
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public

I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased
My boy like the hooded attire.
Navy Quality Goods Awesome! My girlfriend Becca loves it!
Navy Quality Goods I bought this shirt to wear whilst i sail the seven seas with my sea cadet friends, i really like the design because i can walk around and everyone knows im a wannabe pirate. I also like the colour choice, i am able to use it as my stealth suit whilst we do our practice drills with spray painted nerf guns :) would buy again!
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Size Chart
Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
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S | 27" | 20" | 33½" |
M | 28" | 22" | 34½" |
L | 29" | 24" | 35½" |
XL | 30" | 26" | 36½" |
2XL | 31" | 28" | 37½" |
3XL | 32" | 30" | 38½" |
Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
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S | 69 cm | 51 cm | 85 cm |
M | 71 cm | 56 cm | 88 cm |
L | 74 cm | 61 cm | 90 cm |
XL | 76 cm | 66 cm | 93 cm |
2XL | 79 cm | 71 cm | 95 cm |
3XL | 81 cm | 76 cm | 98 cm |