Halo School Mug
Halo school is a place where n00bs like you need to go so you can learn the basics of halo. N00bs that generally go to halo school don't know ANYTHING about halo. There are many bascis to halo, including the all-mighty weapons of choice, the pistol AND the SNIPER RIFLE! Now n00bs typically like yourselves don't know the power of these two weapons. They are the best weapons in the game and usually are considered "cheap" by nerds/n00bs who use weapons such as the rocket launcher/FRG (Fuel Rod Gun for nerds who don't know what that means). Now onto the history of halo school. Halo school was founded by the ultimate halo gamer on the face of the Earth. Hereby known as LightningXCE *gasp*. Now this gamer is an ultimate halo gamer, who never seems to die. While he pwns n00bs at halo he still manages to make maps for HaloCE (Custom Edition not Combat Evolved, n00bs). I myself haven't nerded off to the extent of beating this ultimate halo gamer. I am very scared of him actually when he holds the pistol. I need not say anymore because I think I just pissed my pants. Oh a little offtopic have I gone, am I right? Whatever. Halo school was founded by LightningXCE *gasp* when Halo was first released. He saw that this game was revolutionary so he nerded off and made a freaking school. Now he has several trained teachers that make n00bs such as yourselves into ELITE HALO GAMERS. These people have aliases known to some as _Jon aka: HIVKing, Kevin HIVDevour, :Unknown name: HIVKatana, and Paul HIVrec0 (HIV doesn't stand for the disease, it is short for Hivers). These people are the best halo gamers who graduated from halo school at the top of their classes that and are also LightningXCE's *gasp* best pupils. So the point is, you n00b need to buy yourselves an extreme gaming computer so you can attend halo school, and pwn LightningXCE and end his nerding spree once and for all.
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Customer Reviews
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
it's the best mug of the world !!!!!
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
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very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right