Canada's History hoodie
A ritual so shamelessly vulgar and disturbing, it would turn even the strongest stomachs. It is a Canadian tradition where a person first uses the Stanley Cup to bash a moose(opposite sex of the person in most cases) in the head and knock it down. After the moose is on the ground, the person then proceeds to get naked and cover them self in honey. After getting completely covered in honey, the person then applies honey to the moose's anus and genatels and then licks the honey off the moose's scrotum while sticking one arm up then anus of the moose to stimulate the prostate. This act causes the moose to become excited, at which point the person begins to use the other hand to masturbate the moose. After a short time the moose will ejaculate into the Stanley Cup. Once all of the moose sperm is unloaded into the cup, the person eviscerate the moose and adds the entrails into the Stanley Cup with the sperm. The person then masticates the contents of the Cup and then ingest the concoction. While the concoction is being digested the moose antlers are removed and covered with honey and then inserted into the person anus or any other orifice desired. After a while the person then defecates into the Stanley Cup the moose antlers are used to scoop out what is known as Canada's History. It is said that Sarah Palin performs this on her "hunting trips". It is also rumored that Fox News has adopted this as an initiation to become a news broadcaster.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
- Soft midweight fleece with a brushed interior
- Comfortable, classic unisex fit
- Double-lined drawstring hood
- Front pouch pocket
- Gildan Heavy Blend
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
Nice It's pretty good to describe my mood around my parents!! Love this! Make more!
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i said shart and wore it to a party
wrote shart and wore it to a party
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Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
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Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
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bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
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Quality This is the highest quality product