Canada's History tee
A ritual so shamelessly vulgar and disturbing, it would turn even the strongest stomachs. It is a Canadian tradition where a person first uses the Stanley Cup to bash a moose(opposite sex of the person in most cases) in the head and knock it down. After the moose is on the ground, the person then proceeds to get naked and cover them self in honey. After getting completely covered in honey, the person then applies honey to the moose's anus and genatels and then licks the honey off the moose's scrotum while sticking one arm up then anus of the moose to stimulate the prostate. This act causes the moose to become excited, at which point the person begins to use the other hand to masturbate the moose. After a short time the moose will ejaculate into the Stanley Cup. Once all of the moose sperm is unloaded into the cup, the person eviscerate the moose and adds the entrails into the Stanley Cup with the sperm. The person then masticates the contents of the Cup and then ingest the concoction. While the concoction is being digested the moose antlers are removed and covered with honey and then inserted into the person anus or any other orifice desired. After a while the person then defecates into the Stanley Cup the moose antlers are used to scoop out what is known as Canada's History. It is said that Sarah Palin performs this on her "hunting trips". It is also rumored that Fox News has adopted this as an initiation to become a news broadcaster.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
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I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
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The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
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Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
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Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!