Urban Dictionary Mugs

Cheddarella: A grilled cheese with a slice of cheddar and a slice of mozzarella. Silas' favorite sandwich in the show Weeds. And, with that in mind, an absolutely delicious snack to have when you're stoned, as it is even more extraordinary than the original grilled cheese.

vacation dick: A dick that's too big to take on a daily basis, but makes for good vacation sex. Bigger than a boyfriend dick.

4 corner kiss: Also can be known as a compass kiss North (forehead), East (right cheek), South (chin), west (left cheek) is when you kiss all four “corners” of the face. It is usually placed on the Forehead, cheeks and chin. It doesn’t have to be limited to just those places, but just as long as there is a kiss on a separate section of the face, it qualifies as a four corner kiss.

Charge it: A shorter version of the phrase 'charge it to the game' To just accept what has happened and move on.

lagom: A Swedish word that describes an amount. It originates from the vikings. If they only had one cup to drink beer from, it was passed around the table, and each person should only drink an amount that made sure everybody would get some (Laget om = For everyone in the team). Therefore the amount is not always the same. If they had a lot of beer, they could drink more and the other way around. Basically it means "the perfect amount". However it has been defined (as a student prank) in the city of Lund, Sweden so you can actually go there to find out the exact definition...

Cornucopulate: The greasy, sluggish lovemaking that happens on Thanksgiving.

yes chef: responding to a person telling you what to do, explaining that you will do it.

Bandwagon Fan: Anyone who claims they are a "fan" of a particular sports team, even though they had no prior support for/interest in the team until that team started winning. These types of fans only show playoff interest, have probably never watched a regular season game, don't own any type of team merchandise, nor would they buy any.

filler episode: A day where nothing special or exciting is happening.

Cling man: A wing man that sticks around when his services are no longer needed.

failwhale: The image of a whale being carried by a number of birds that appears when the Twitter website is overloaded or has failed. Failwhale appears to now have his/her own fanclub. Word origin: from fail + whale (probably for rhyming purposes).

Kissing the homies goodnight: It's when you kiss one of your homies goodnight but like it's not gay cause y'all are just homies.

nah: Used when "no" is too formal, and "nope" is too casual. If it's ever capitilized, you're using it wrong.

ticketbastard: another word for ticketmaster. a monopoly that is in the ticket selling and distribution business. also see bastard.

🙃: 1. You're hiding your pain behind a smile 2. Representing a sense silliness or goofiness 3. Used as an ambiguous emotion, such as joking or sarcasm

Real one: Someone who is blunt, Someone that keeps it true to whomever they keeping around, Being 100 , Someone who is a solid individual, Someone who is dedicated and loyal

walking children in nature: A phrase coined by Rupaul's Drag Race contestant TaMMie Brown during Season 1's reunion episode. Turn off your goddamn computer and go walk children in nature.

Friendscort: A completely platonic relationship defined by the act of accompanying another in a dangerous or awkward situation. It is a combination of the words friend and escort. It was originally used by improv actors in St. Louis, Missouri to indicate an intent to traverse Cherokee street without peril.

stealth parody: A Stealth Parody is parody that comes across and purports itself to be the the real thing, often the proprietors of a self parody website or group will flat out deny that they are in fact a parody. Stealth Parodies are often created by people with completely opposite views that the alleged parody contains, and the parody has been created to discredit the group that holds the opposing views. Organizations such as Conservapedia and the Flat Earth Society are often.

feck: 1. It was originally a slang term used in Ireland to mean either a) "to steal" or b) "to throw". 2. It's also used as a pretty mild swear word in Ireland. It's used a) to express that you're pissed off or b) to describe somebody who pissed you off. It's not related to the word 'Fuck', and doesn't have any sexual undertones, so is acceptable for polite company. 3. The characters in the sit-com Father Ted made the use of 'Feck' more popular outside of Ireland, most noticeably in the United Kingdom. Unlike what a lot of people think, the scriptwriters did NOT invent 'feck' to get past censors who didn't allow the word 'fuck'. In fact, 'feck' was used as a mild swear word LONG before Father Ted made it famous!

The Red wave: The Red Wave is a term referring to a heavy period, where the horror, blood, pain and tears are beyond what any human should be subjected too.

sober birthday: A sober birthday is the day that marks the end of a person’s addiction. Some individuals will use the last day that he or she used drugs to mark his or her sober birthday, or the day after the last time they used. Most of all, a sobriety birthday (also known as a sobriety anniversary, sober anniversary, recovery anniversary, or sobriety milestone) also serves as a reminder of the progress you've made, and the new life an addict has chosen for themselves.

bladesmith: One who smithes (or "forges" is you're a purist) blades. Which, by the old ways would involve: Heating an iron rod to cherry red in a forge, and hammering into whatever shape you wish your sword to be. Iron is lighter than steel, but doesn't hold an edge as long. So, many times, the bladesmith would turn the blade on edge, and with a hammer and chisel, would split the edge of the blade in for a half inche or so, and insert an edge of steel. They would then re-heat the item, and hammer the iron down onto the inserted steel, fusing them together. They would then temper the blade by heating the entire piece to cherry-red, and then submerging it in water, or oil. This would harden the blade. However, if left like this the sword would be to hard and brittle to use, and would break opon the first blow. So they would then re-heat the blade to a deep red, and stick it in dry ashes to cool slowly. This would partly anealIn this way, they would aneal, or soften the metal, while not entirely removing the temper. The would then be hard enough to use in battle, but soft enough, and springy enough, that in wouldn't shatter on impact. They would then polish and sharpen the blade. In this way the smiths would create a sword with a steel edge, but that wieghed much less than a sword of only steel. The modern way is to: Use a high-speed grinder to grind a bar of steel down into the shape of the blade you wish to make, then switch to a finer grinding wheel, and finally a buffing wheel to polish. With a whet stone, you can then put an edge on it. The modern method isn't nearly as good as the old methods, though. Sword created by this method are really only good as display models. It's a shame that so many of the ancient ways have been lost. In this era, you could spend your whole life studying the art of bladesmithing, and never even come close to the skill level of an apprintice. The blades of old could cut through solid stone without scratching the metal. Many of them had edges that where only a few atoms in width, but were strong enough to slice through armor like paper. With the finest, you could hold the sword out in front of you, and a silk cloth dropped on it would be cut cleanly in two, of its own wieght. Smiths were held in the highest regard in the middle ages, placed in the same ranks as the priests and poets. The smith was the only craftsmen to work with all four of the basic elements (for they belived in only four at that time). He used fire in his forge, air in his bellows, to blow the fire hotter, water to quinch the metal, and earth, the iron he used. (iron was known as the "black metal," the metal of the earth.) There are still many people who blacksmith and bladesmith as a hobby. (I, am of course, one of them.) It really is a wonderful hobby to take up. Anybody can do it, it just takes a lot of work. (I'm only 15.) It's a very rewarding and interesting thing to do! Ask around, there's probably a forge near you, that you could use. (Or, you can build your own, like me.) Good luck!

hot potato: a difficult problem that nobody wants to be associated with

a day: A shortening of the phrase "everyday"

spoonie: A spoonie is someone living with a chronic illness. It mostly refers to physical chronic illnesses, though it has been known to be a helpful term for those with chronic mental illness as well. It originates from Christine Miserandino's Spoon Theory story, in which she explains what it's like to live with chronic illness to a friend, and uses a handful of spoons to demonstrate. For example, daily activities that healthy people tend not to think about take tolls on people with chronic illness. You start the day with a certain number of spoons, and play your day around not running out. Socializing might cost spoons, using the stairs might cost spoons, lifting things might cost spoons, etc.

Picklebro: An 20 or 30-something ex-fraternity member who takes over tennis courts, basketball courts, and children's playgrounds in order to slap a wiffleball back and forth with his friends who work in finance or tech. When questioned about their monopolization of public space, they'll often claim that they are playing a sport called "pickleball."

nutterflies: the nervous feeling that arises when you want to stroke the salami, but fear that someone might walk in or come home.