Urban Dictionary Mugs

i’m good luv, enjoy: A nice way to say no thanks.

airport boy: When you go to the airport and see a really cute guy you know you’ll never see again

Have a fucking December: An all inclusive saying that acknowledges all traditions in December (Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, non celebrating etc.).

Sleighed: To be sleighed is to be immeasurably drunk on Christmas Eve, so much so that you are either still drunk Christmas Day or are massively hung over. The same as "wasted" or "shit-faced" but used specifically on the Christmas Holiday. This term can also be used post-Christmas if one is wasted Christmas Day and continues into Boxing Day. This is often seen in "mall Santas" after they finish thier final day on the 24th.

great indoorsman: Noun, slang. 1. A person, most commonly a millennial, who is a gamer, whose great life experiences are almost exclusively indoors, and often defined primarily in terms of virtual explorations, such as those in the video games Super Smash Bros. and Monster Hunter. A "great indoorsman" could simultaneously be one of two Smash Bros. 2). A person, most commonly of the nerd varietal, who could go outside, but chooses to spend 99.99% of his or her time inside, often stewing in a pile of his or her own filthy and odorous laundry.

Ingredient House: Noun: A home that has no ready-to-eat foods or snacks, only the ingredients to make food.

lalala: The definitive thing to say when you don't want to hear somebody speak anymore. Usually accompanied by a clasping of the hands over the ears in a mature and composed fashion to signify that you are done with the conversation. Short intakes of air inbetween scores of "lalala" should be expected and has been scientifically proven to increase dramatic effect and frustrate the antagonizing speaker to habitual silence.

Bro Bono: The act of providing free services to friends. Originated from the legal term "pro bono" meaning "for the public good" or "free".

villionaire: A person with multiple millions or usully billions of dollars of wealth who are dubious of character and morals. They spend their time cultivating a positive public image, or lean into their evilness because they are above the law and probably own several politicians or groups that write or change laws in their favor. They enjoy being called elite, and having absurd passion projects that benifit no one but themselves and their businesses.

Hey Mister: Verb. Used when a person asks a stranger for something they cannot easily acquire, usually alcohol or cigarettes.

Lesbomancy: Allegedly a Type of magic practiced by a lesbian mage Philippa Eilhart (Witcher 2 game character) while trying to heal Saskia (one of the key female characters in Witcher 2). During the healing ritual that involved casting few spells and using a number of magic ingredients Philippa puts a Rose of Remembrance on Saskia's lips before kissing her - thus finalizing the ritual. Saskia recovers but her mind remains under control of Philippa's will. All because of the kiss.... Right after the kiss one of the dwarfs that attended the ritual yells "My favourite kind of magic, lesbomancy!" implying that magic practiced by Philippa is based on her sexual orientation... During the game, Geralt witnesses few scenes in which Philippa was practicing Lesbomancy with her assistant Cynthia, one of such scenes involved use of whip...Thus we can assume that besides being a type of magic, lezbomancy is also any sexual activity (that might or might not imply use of magic to enhance the experience) practiced by two lesbian mages...

The Nogardless Game: The Nogardless Game is played by using non-existent words in front of people who don't know any better and won't check to see if it is a real word or not. The object is to get an unsuspecting person to start using your fake word in every day conversations with others who are not playing. Never tell them it's not a real word. Leave that embarrassing moment for someone else to enjoy.

Conflict Cocoa: Cocoa or chocolate that comes from a source that is linked to war or conflict.

Post Avatar Depression: Post Avatar Depression, also known as P.A.D for short, is the case when a person after seeing the movie "Avatar" (By James Cameron) eventually realises that the world they live in sucks ass and that they will never be able to fly, jump or live like the Na'vi do on Pandora.

bunnyhug: A fleece, pull-over style sweater with a large pocket on the front, and a drawstring hood. Is almost exclusive to Saskatchewan; outside the province is usually known as a hoodie. Weirdos.

Underwater Ceramic Technician: A fancy name for someone who washes dishes. (Dish pig)

Anal Glaucoma: Anal Glaucoma is more like an excuse to get out of work.

Pittsburghese: The particular speech patterns of a native of Pittsburgh, PA.

Side: A person who doesn’t enjoy anal penetration (giving or receiving), but will engage in other forms of same sex activity (fellatio, frottage, mutual masturbation, etc).

tasteful thickness: Part of a quote from the American Psycho produced in 2000: "Look at that subtle off-white colouring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark." -Patrick Bateman "Tasteful Thickness" is often used to denote something that has proper width that is pleasing to the senses, in particular the sense of vision.

bodied: When someone gets utterly destroyed in something they are competing at. The FGC (Fighting Game Community) uses this word to describe a beating a player has taken.

tiki taka: a way of playing football, with very fast and short passes. invented by football journalist andres montes describing spain national team tactics.

window weather: Cold (often windy) but sunny weather that looks extremely pleasant through the window when one is inside, but is in fact quite uncomfortable to be outside in. origin: An Icelandic expression: "Gluggaveður" (literally: Window-weather).

Underfucked: sexually deprived

DDD: Destroy Dick December. The opposite of No Nut November. One must nut once for Dec. 1, twice for Dec. 2, and so on until New Years eve were you must nut 31 times. I suggest keeping reminders on your phone so you don't forget. It is be a tough but it can be done. By the time it is over, you will have ejaculated 496 times and you will be crowned the DDD king.

Otacore: A music genre made up of songs heavy origins or basis in fan communities, such as those for anime. A large portion of this genre is made up of J-Pop.

divorced dad energy: An adult male who responds after a divorce usually initiated by the woman, with either a mental or physical crisis resulting in fits of quick anger, moodiness or buying of expensive items to compensate for his insecurity or sadness. He may also try to hit on much younger girls that are out of his league because he is going through a midlife crisis and wants to please his ego

popty ping: a microwave owen. Word invented in Wales for simplicity.