Urban Dictionary Mugs

ChadGPT: A "ChadGPT" is the Chad who's always using Chat-GPT to think for him and always swears it was his idea. ChadGPT always uses ChatGPT to sound smart in conversations, but in reality, he has no real intelligence or original thoughts of his own. He uses ChatGPT for Tinder, to argue with Turbo Tax customer support, for his grad school thesis and at every occasion to sound casually superior to everyone he encounters from morning til midnight... especially at the afters.

Netflix Curse: Netflix’s new docuseries “Break Point,” which was released two days before first-round matches at the Australian Open, profiles the next generation of champion tennis players. The “Netflix Curse” theory tries to make sense of the fact that NONE of the show's players, who have all featured in the world's top 10 at some point in their careers, have made it to the quarterfinals.

Blinkerton: When you are hitting your vape for a long amount of time causing the safety draw light on it to blink. Similar to the world blinker

Government Cheese: A BIG, HARD MASS; A BLOCK OF ORANGE-YELLOW PROCESSED "USDA CHEESE FOOD" ISSUED BY "DA GUBMENT" United States GOVERNMENT to aid needy families by supplementing their food resources. Used for making Grilled Cheese Sandwiches and Macaroni & Cheese but ALSO CAUSES severe, bowel obstructing constipation, silent but deadly stinky gas, and / or "the runs" diarrhea in those who are lactose intolerant.

Egg-sucking dog: A dog that eats eggs out of a hen house. Such a dog is considered low down and no damn good. A scoundrel or nefarious person can also be called and egg-sucking dog. Reference Johny Cash's song "Dirty Old Egg Sucking Dog".

Margarita Toe: A sexual act in which one lathers thier lover's big toe in saliva. They then proceed to sprinkle salt on the big toe so that the salt sticks. Next, one sqeezes a lime in thier mouth and starts sucking on the salty, yummy big toe. This is a Margarita Toe. Bueno!

getting right on my tits: Phrase from the UK. Used to explain that someone or something is getting on your nerves/annoying. Not necessarily said by a woman, and not to be taken literally.

rules lawyer: A role-playing game enthusiast who makes it his life's work to memorize every obscure rule in the game. Usually owns every book and supplement for the game in question. Often uses obscure rules to show up other gamers.

Cozy Glow: A Person Who Sleeps with The Lights Turned on and a Shitload of Blankets, Mainly 10, 21 or Over 9000 Blankets

I don't recall: A rather poor safety net that is often used by the guilty when they testify before congress. The degree to which the testifier uses this phrase often indicates how much they have to hide. This phrase was recently made famous by Alberto Gonzales when he testified in April of 2007.

self checkout: when one passes a reflective surface and can't resist the urge to "check themselves out"

Snailblazer: n: a person who may not be fast moving or fast talking but who is making a difference in the world in their own way (possibly quietly and/or nearly imperceptibly). Akin to a trailblazer, except at a more relaxed pace. Responsive to snacks, kindness, reason, naps.

Toilet Mummy: When someone is so concerned about toilet seat germs, they cover the seat with half a roll of toilet paper, leaving it to appear like it has been mummified.

Blokette: Female version of a bloke

the cat's meow: Archaic 1920s American slang that in various contexts refers to one or more of "excellent", "stylish", or "impressive to the ladies". Synonymous with the cat's pyjamas and the bees' knees.

cozzie livs: UK slang for the “cost of living crisis” 2022-23, in the same vein as platy joobs or statey funes

ptdr: French equivalent of the acronym 'lol' standing for 'pété de rire' or in other words, exploding of laughter

shacket: A cross between a shirt and a jacket similar to the apparel of builders.

Middler: A middler is made to sit at the middle of the table. The middler is the designated person who you invite to the party that knows how to carry the conversation and keep it interesting. Every dinner party and gathering with a varied group of friends (especially if new people are introduced) needs a talented middler. Coined by Larry David in Curb Your Enthusiasm.

kentucky sober: only doing your friends drugs to save money.

couchbuster: A couchbuster is a contemporary spin on the “blockbuster”. Describes grand, crowd pleasing films released for streaming services that one enjoys from the comfort of a couch instead of a theater.

Build-a-Bear: A Build-a-Bear is a man or person who lacks the basic ability to keep and maintain a healthy relationship. They often have much potential, but never seek it out. They lack common decency and are often looking for a booty call. They bring a person to love them and don’t have intentions to make it real.

single pringle: A person who is single is named a single pringle. They are the best in original flavour, i.e. on their own.

it hurts so good: when you feel pain that is so excruciatingly excruciating that it turns you into a blood lusting, apocalyptic, soul reaping, thunder cunt death weapon and you destroy the closest thing you can get you're inner ogre clutches on until the moment you feel satisfaction or the agony gets so intense you pass out.

Rizz: Rizz actually comes from the word charisma, where in southern Baltimore they've started to shorten it, to "rizzma" (the noun replacing charisma) and to "rizz" (the action of showing charisma), through twitch live streamer Kai Cenat's editor, a resident of south Baltimore, he started putting rizz in the compilation thumbnails and the word was adopted all over the United States

Small Dick Energy: People with small dick energy carry themselves like they have a really embarrassing secret that they're terrified of other people knowing. They often spend lots of time and energy trying to project a sense of confidence that rings hollow. It has nothing to do with actual dick size and everything to do with an inability to respect and be at peace with yourself regardless of what other people think of you.

Utah fry sauce: Utah fry sauce (also "fry sauce") is a mixture of mayonnaise and ketchup in a 2:1 ratio generally meant for dipping french fries and onion rings, although it can be put on hamburgers. It is attributed to the Utah-based fast-food chain Arctic Circle ca. 1948. However, it also resembles a simplified version of pre-existing Thousand Island dressing. According to Wikipedia, similar sauces are widely known elsewhere, including "mayoketchup" in Puerto Rico, "Burger Sauce," "Pink Sauce" (also "Salsa Rosada" in S. American countries), even "Cockteilsauce."

ken dolling: The act of taking an attractive man and mentally picturing he has no junk in his trunk. Usually done when a man is off limits (a friend's ex, gay, just a friend,etc.) You picture that if you were to pull down his pants there would be nothing there. Imagining a man has no sexual organ, but is rather smooth in his nether regions like a ken doll.