Urban Dictionary Mugs
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menty-b: a shorterned term for mental breakdown
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Ruh Roh: Ruh Roh was originally one of the many iconic Scooby-Doo sayings but has been turned into a phrase used at times of wrongdoing or mistake to make people laugh or lighten the mood.
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Howdy: 1. (n) A half shot glass serving of liquor. 2. (n) A ramekin serving of any liquid.
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lowbie: Used as a term for a low level character in MMORPGs
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energy vampire: A person who boosts his own energy by taking energy from others by means of an argument, belittlement, criticism or other one-sided conversation.
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eat more possum: Southern slang for just sucking it up and dealing with a bad situation.
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gtgtas: Got to go take a shit Used when texting someone when in a rush to the porcelain pony.
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Schrödingers Queer: When a character or person is neither confirmed, nor denied to be straight. Usually, this is said in response to a homophobic comment such as “This character isn’t gay”. A Schrodingers Queer is both gay, straight, or something else till it is confirmed.
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armpit sex: A sexual act where a male repeatedly slides his penis under a female's (or male's) armpit as an alternative to penis to vag intercourse*. Armpit sex may also be referred to as armpit fucking, pit fucking, putting one's dick in a headlock, or the pocket of paradise (referring to the armpit). *Disclaimer: Be careful when experimenting with armpit sex as it may result in rashes or serious chaffing.
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waze train: When you're using Waze in a city and you realize you're in a line of cars all making the same weird turns over and over together.
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cornobble: To smack somebody with a fish.
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Truss: To Truss something up Named after UK's shortest PM Liz Truss, who trussed up the economy with her trussonomics
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chili head: 1. A person who gets a high from chilis, especially really hot ones. 2. To eat a spicy pepper then perform oral sex.
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divorceary: The anniversary of a divorce.
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skeleton on the gelatin: October's "elf on the shelf". A bowl of gelatin is left around the house that a small skeleton rests on top of. The skeleton watches children and, if they're bad, comes to life and haunts them until after Halloween. Color of gelatin does not matter. Aim for green or red.
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greenwashing: when companies pretend to be environmentally friendly when in fact they are not.
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damet garm: Damet garm means to have "warm breath" or be alive. Mehdi Akhavan Sales (OMID) used this expression in poetry, specifically in "Zemestan," when he said "damet garm o saret khosh bad." It is good for your dam (breath) to be garm (warm) because it means that you are alive. It is used as an expression of gratitude.
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Student Loan: n - A mystical transaction in which a student and/or parent subjects themselves to financial slavery (indentured servitude) for the foreseeable future.
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Three-Minute Rule: In Psychology, any new acquaintance that sucks in the first three minutes will suck forever.
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Shit's Creek: To be up "Shit's Creek" is to be in serious or complex trouble, such as to (literally) be "up a creek without a paddle." It is synonymous with Urban Dictionary's expression "Shit Street" and is possibly its antecedent.
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fnork: The sound produced when two elephants, joined at the trunk sneeze simultaneously n. A Low to high-pitched, irritating screech. v. fnorked, fnorking, fnorks v.tr. To utter in or as if in a fnork. v.intr. To cry out in a low to high-pitched, strident voice.
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oubliette: Actually: An underground chamber with access only from the top . (18th Century) Modern Slang: Asshole
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In the lavender haze: A slang term coined during the '50s, referring to being in love.
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Sillybilly: A person, who acts in a special way and is not afraid to do so. Usually a small, cute, person who is very happy and can make you laugh whenever they want to. Also some one who is very fun to be around and acts in the silliest way possible.
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Dev’d: When you’re just too lazy to say devastated, very sad
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Bucket Bunny: a woman who hops from electrical lineman to lineman looking to have sex often not caring if the men are single or married. “Bucket” refers to the lineman’s work truck that has a long extended bucket.
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Witches Tit: Wonder where the expression colder than a witches tit came from? Well wonder no more. This is because a witches tits are so empty and saggy that they hang low and the nipple protrudes from the witches top. This is why you never see a witch in a crop top or boob tube
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Terminally Online: The term for when a person has gotten so deep into social media that they dedicate themselves to issues that have no relevance in their day to day life