Urban Dictionary Mugs
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Porch Pirate: Person or persons who steal packages off of unsuspecting customers porches or front door areas.
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I am lowkey literally deadass dead: This phrase is typically used to express shock or surprise. While originally, it was generally used by people from the Greater Boston area, it has since spread across the Eastern United States - making it as far south as Central Florida. This phrase is not to be confused with "I cannot AHAHA oh my god." While similar in use cases, "I am lowkey literally deadass dead" is used in instances where humor may or may not be present, while "I cannot AHAHA oh my god" is typically used in a comedy setting.
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grey sweatpants: The pants that you should wear when you hang with your girl;)
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scramp: The act, thought, or feeling of a word that is terribly versatile in function.
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milquetoast: A word originating from a comic strip character in the 1920's named Casper Milquetoast. The word has come to define someone unassertive and timid. The first time I ever heard this word was in an episode of The Gilmore Girls.
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Squirrel Whisperer: A person who has the magnificent ability to whisper to a squirrel, and have the squirrel fall under their spell.
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Sasshole: Combination of the word "sassy" and "asshole". A person of great sarcastic wit, with the only thing keeping them from being a complete and utter asshole is their intentional comedic sass.
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noreaster: A really bad snow storm, characteristic of the Northeast.
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Crypto Power Bottom: Someone who is "bullish", bought high and always sells low and repeats the babble that some cryptobros and scam artists talk about - someone who gets fucked in the ass without any of the benefit of sex, because, you know, you are just participating in a digial ponzi scheme
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Dad Cam: An old analog camera that your dad probably used back in the day. Dad cams are most often second-hand and use record-to-tape formats such as Betamax, VHS-C, 8mm, or MiniDV. Cameras that shoot to digital hard drives or memory cards should not be considered dad cams. The grainy, nostalgic, and perhaps crappy quality of this type of film had a resurgence in popularity from 2015 onward, particularly in r&b and hip-hop music videos. Now, you'll often find dad cam worked into high-budget commercials, movies, television shows, and more.
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Flopcorn: The kernels in the bottom of the popcorn bag that don't pop.
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WFR: Who Fucking Reads (WFR), typically used as a valid excuse for lack of knowledge by not reading an email or document
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flashback mary: When taking a picture with flash and the areas where you applied translucent/setting powder flash back and make your skin look paler and whiter that usual.
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day friend: A friend you only hang out with during the day because they’re too messy to deal with at night, usually due to their partying ways or tendency to somehow always get you into trouble.
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Drive My Car: A euphemism for intimate relations commonly used in the 1950s and '60s.
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gorp: A general term for trail mix. Possibly an acronym for "Good Old Raisins and Peanuts," though there is much room for debate.
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brainwave: British slang for a sudden, clever idea. Similar to the American "brainstorm." Often used sarcastically.
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Ye Olde: A pseudo- Old English word meant to connect a restaurant or shop to the medieval period. It is actually meant to be pronounced "The old", but most people say "Yee old". The 'y' used to be the old English letter 'thorn' (þ), which represents a 'th' sound.
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laughfarter: When a person laughs so hard they fart simultaneously and/or a person notorious for doing so.
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comfy eye spot: When you're zoning out and staring off into space. The comfortable place where you rest your eyes is known as a comfy eye spot.
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Forest Bride: A man or woman that has been taken as a mate by a large woodland creature (such as a bear), hermit, or mythical forest-dwelling creature, typically against that person's will.
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ABD: "All But Dissertation" -- someone who is working on a PhD, and has completed all requirements except the dissertation.
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grouple: A sort of abbreviation for "gross couple". Everyone has known/heard/seen one; Two people who's un-dividing high school relationship is going to 'last for eternity'. Together, they're no longer two seperate people, but one single entity.
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witch hair: on women, a fast-growing long single strand of hair that grows out of your face or chest
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Air Jail: The act of holding a animal up as a punishment limiting their movement.
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Beanis: The measure of how far back you wear a beanie. The further back you wear it on your head, the longer your beanis is (usually measured in inches).
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Acoustic Pussy: When you misplace your vibrator
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fuck you money: The exact amount of money required in order to tell an individual or organization to go fuck themselves without facing repercussions.