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clambaking: Apparently, people from Connecticut call hot boxing clambaking. In the words of a certain CT resident “its smoking pot in your car, rolling the windows up...like a clambake.” It combines the wonders of first hand and second hand smoke to maximize THC intake.
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thot leader: Someone who is a self-proclaimed influencer or thought leader, who uses slick marketing to sell their online course or coaching program, but in reality has very little experience.
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hurkle-durkle: Hurkle-durkle: a 200 year-old Scottish term meaning to lounge in bed long after it's time to get up. Happiness is hurkle-durkling.
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Country Kleenex: To gracefully hold one nostril closed with your index finger, while blowing snot out of the other; generally on the ground. Can be used when tissues are or are not available.
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Peshed meself loofin: This is how someone with both a Swedish and Irish accent would pronounce 'pissed myself laughing'.
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lost in the sauce: When you've got something going for you so good (money, women, fame, power, respect) that you become out of touch with reality and start: acting reckless, taking unnecessary risks, and get caught slipping. Ex 1: Dude making so much money trapping that he starts to slip up and not take proper precautions. Ex 2: Movie examples: Scarface, Paid in Full, Juice (fell in love w/ the gun), Wolf of Wall Street, Casino, Goodfellas Ex 3: Dennis Schroder turning down 80m from the lakers because he wanted 100-120m. The term was coined by Gucci mane: "If a man does not have sauce, then he is lost. But the same man can got lost in the sauce." Let's break down what he means. "If a man does not have sauce, then he is lost." - with no sauce (money, women, fame, power, respect) then what is that man living for? He's lost. "But the same man can got lost in the sauce" - too much of a good thing can be detrimental.
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blandmark: The not so exciting place or thing that serves as the marker for a neighborhood.
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KISS ARMY: The army of fans who follow the band KISS, they lie dormant now, but as nations grow weak and citys turn to slums and evil stands strong the KISS army will rise up and become the new world order. KISS will then rule the world, that or it's just a KISS fan club for a bunch of kids born in the 70's.
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Hermit Mode: Hermit Mode is a period in anyone's life where depending on a situation you lock yourself away without telling anyone. Usually in Hermit Mode you restrict yourself from social networking sites and people in general. There's many reasons why you'd go into hermit mode such as depression, anxiety, boredom of company, stressed or he/she may haw studying to do but end up playing games anyway. Basically when people/friends learn this phase every so often, they realise that there's no point trying to talk them out of it, and no point trying to see them.
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Toff: A wealthy person of English origin that also happened to be born that way. Usually you will find Daddy paid for his education and his Dad paid for his, they also get their jobs because of their Fathers/Uncles pulling strings, yet still have the gall to look down on the millions of unemployed people due to their efforts. In David Cameron's case all said Dads of Dads who got him where he is were stock brokers or so he told other stock brokers at a particular conference. They rarely have any problems in their lives save those that are due to inbreeding (which is common) and/or are their own fault. They have an awful tendency for getting involved in politics, law, finance and big business despite having very little clue about the real world and holding extremely derogatory views about ordinary people. The world is in a far worse state because of this. The French Revolutionaries and the Bolsheviks knew how best to treat people of their ilk in their respective countries, though somewhat crazy themselves.
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Hoomer: A "Home Boomer". A person who insists that "hooms (homes) only go up" in value and deny the possibility of the real estate market being overvalued and unsustainable. Often times, hoomers are real estate agents or people who bought in to the market at the peak and have a vested interest in continuing to pump up the real estate bubble.
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Cowabunga it is: An expression used to accept a challenge, wage war or defend one's honor by unspecified but extreme/chaotic measures. In all instances it is a simple way of indicating that come what may, your decision is set in stone.
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Philadelphia Sunscreen: Using an empty sun cream container (preferably the spray kind) as a vessel to smuggle alcohol into events where its prohibited.
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Yuddite: A person who believes in Eliezer Yudkowsky's (Yud) theory that technology has advanced to the point where human extinction is now inevitable due to AI development. That the current technology is already enough to continue the chain of exponential and self learning progress from AI to AGI to Superintellingence that will cause a human extinction event in the not too distant future. That we are already doomed as a species. (Yud + Luddite)
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Ameriboo: Someone obsessed with America and American culture. The opposite of a weeaboo.
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Snore D'oeuvre: A small nap taken before one's big, main sleep at night.
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Google sonic foot fetish pics: Don’t actually do that
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Ranch Fancy: Sophisticated cowboy cocktail attire or western wear for a formal setting or party
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hiccaburp: A combination of a hiccup and a burp.
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camping out: The act of performing oral sex on women for the necessary amount of time. Every good lover should be prepared to pitch the tent, unroll the sleeping bag and bring the pillow in order to satisfy the recipient. In other words...Put in the time and have a comfortable slumber when you’re going down under.
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pre-grieve: Also pre-grieving, pre-grieved. How you handle it when someone dear to you is near death.
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Ewphoria: When a trans person gets euphoria from validation but in a bad context. Like when a MtF gets cat called when walking in front of men, or when receiving unsolicited nudes from men etc...
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Trial and Terror: When you attempt to do something, then panic because you realize you're about to hurt or humiliate yourself.
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noodling: A form of fishing in which a crazy person runs into a lake and searches for holes on the bottom with his foot. Then he inserts his finger into the hole and lets something bite it. Hopefully, it's a catfish. If so, he wrestles the catfish to the surface and drags it to shore. If its not a catfish, he may lose his finger to a snapping turtle or his life to a water moccasin. Believe it or not, noodling is illegal in many states.
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Nothing Culture: When people on social media make their lives about nothing, like people who make their whole stream about eating fast food. That is nothing culture.
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dinkwad: Double Income No Kids with a dog
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Donald Ducking: To walk around wearing only a shirt, in the style made famous by the Disney character of the same name.
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road apple: a horse turd in the road. more of a rural phenomenon.