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Jiffy Foot: Southern (North America) slang for the blackened souls of one's bare feet - dirty feet. Getting it's name from walking to the 'Jiffy Mart' (a mostly defunct brand of convenience store in the South/North Florida) in your neighborhood. Not exactly an insult, but mostly just to point out you need to wash yo' dirty-ass feet.

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warm-waterfall clasp: A "past-heavenly" action --- comparable to a horseshoe-pillow neck-cradle --- to perform wif a hot chick; it involves nestling her against you while you're taking a shower together, and then dreamily holding each other in a loving embrace so dat da heated shower-water soothingly cascades down onto both of you at once.

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sponcon: When Instagram celebs promote products "sponsored" con.

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Straycation: A vacation taken by a person with the intention to be unfaithful to their mate.

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hot labor summer: The summer where everyone from actors to fast food workers and even your mom either unionize their workplace or support their existing union by going on strike for better labor conditions. Hot labor summer survives on the belief that EVERYONE deserves fair pay and labor rights regardless of your position or industry — not just CEOs and execs.

Revenge Arc mug front Revenge Arc mug back

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Revenge Arc: Making them regret how they treated you by absolutely bettering yourself and working out. Can also mean going on a rampage of being a villain.

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durian generation: Term coined by Singaporean and south east Asian people to describe gen Z onwards which has the characteristics that even worst than the snowflake or strawberry generation

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windmill: 1. A dangerous yet crowd-pleasing move utilized while playing guitar in which the player rotates his or her arm at either the elbow or the shoulder, making a circle and strumming the guitar on either the upstroke or the downstroke, depending on the direction of the windmill. There is a high probability of hurting your hand while attempting this move. Invented and popularized by Pete Townshend of The Who, and still a staple of over-the-top rock n' roll today. Extra points if the guitarist cuts their hand and begins to bleed, but continues playing. 2. A breakdance move that involves spinning around on one's upper back or head. Another crowd pleaser. 3. When a guy spins his penis around in an attempt to please women, but this maneuver tends to not be crowd pleasing. It's actually quite creepy. 4. A wind-powered building used to convert wind power into energy, which used to be for grinding grain and such but is now commonly used to generate electricity. 5. A term used to refer to someone with outlandish or wildly romantic ideals, named after the overpassionate Don Quixote.

Landlord Special mug front Landlord Special mug back

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Landlord Special: The Landlord Special is that special poorly done touch that landlords add to their homes by trying to repair things themselves.

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Swiftonomics: The effect Taylor Swift has on ticket prices and the economies of cities and local businesses. Due to the limited supply of tickets and high demand, fans pay anything - nosebleeds cost as much as $1,500 per seat - to attend a concert. The costs to see Swift aren’t just limited to the price of a ticket but also hotel prices, merch (t-shirts are $55 and hoodies are $75) and other associated costs.

Fearhand mug front Fearhand mug back

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Fearhand: In Tennis: The forehand stroke when hit really hard.

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enshittification: noun. Rendering something that was previously okay or even positive into a steaming pile of shit. verb: to enshittify. past participle: enshittified

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devilock: The hairdo worn by the Misfits, Samhain, and thier followers. It consists of slicking all of your hair forward into a large downward pointing spike that comes down over the middle of your face.

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picaflor: It means humming bird in Spanish but it’s Latino slang originating from Mexico and Mesoamerican communities in America meaning fuckboy, or a dude who seduces many women.

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Barbenheimer: Conjunctive phrase describing the mania around the release of Gretta Gerwig's Barbie adaptation and Christopher Nolan's Oppenheimer, which both release on July 21st, 2023. Due to both films being long expected, many people plan to see both films back to back, spawning jokes related to how opposite the topic and tone of both films are.

Slugging mug front Slugging mug back

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Slugging: Involves coating the skin in some kind of emollient or occlusive (like Aquaphor or Vaseline) as a way of trapping moisture, like a slug or snail, for that beautiful, dewy, slimy look. If your skin is dry after washing, you might add your hyaluronic acid after a rose water spritz, followed by your night creme, and finish with Vaseline as your 'slug' to trap the moisture.

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Hopium: The metaphorical subtance that causes people to believe in a false hope. It is often paired up with copium. Opposed to copium, which represents the rationalization of the current situation, hopium represents the belief that the situation will someday improve.

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Promptograph: Promptograph is a term for an AI assisted image that is generated using text prompts. It is a word coined by a Peruvian photographer and popularized by a German artist Boris Eldagsen who rejected a photography award for an image he created using AI. A promptograph can look like a photograph, a drawing, a painting or anything else depending on the text prompt. It is different from photography which is the art or process of producing images by the action of light on a sensitive surface.

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scrumpt: another word for scream or screamed

Skin dog mug front Skin dog mug back

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Skin dog: Reffering to ones own human children in regards to the opposite of fur babies.

Conflama mug front Conflama mug back

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Conflama: Conflama is a "campy" word that can be used when conflict and drama are occuring simultaneously. It's a contraction of the words conflict + drama = conflama.

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terp: slang abbreviation for interpreter, someone who translates in real time between two different languages, be it spoken or gestured used in the military and by hearing-impaired people not to be confused with terf

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Buttbroken: An inappropriately strong or misdirected feeling of disappointment. Closely related to ButtHurt, but with much less aggressive indignation.

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Facekini: Invented by Zhang Shifan in 2012, the facekini is essentially what you think it is: a bikini for your face. It’s a mask designed for swimmers and beachgoers which covers the head and reveals only the eyes, nose, and mouth. It quickly turned into a fashion trend despite its original use for protecting one’s face from the sun and irritants (because why not).

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Astroterf: The combination of astroturf and TERF. The spamming of feminism-themed transphobic opinions in media at a scale disproportional to actual opinion.

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eeriesistible: What adrenaline-junkies find haunted houses, creepy movies, and other fear-inducing objects/presentations.

URO mug front URO mug back

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URO: Unidentified Rectal Objects: Commonly used by aliens in the late 50s and 60s to experiment on humans in low income rural areas.

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Baobei: Chinese (pinyin): precious or treasure, but also a term of endearment like "baby" or "love"; also synonymous with SiSi. Literally from "bao" meaning to cover or wrap or a bag or bundle and "bei" meaning "shell" (I guess). Other fun words related to "bao" include: baozi - Chinese buns (my favorite thing to eat!), literally meaning "bun bread" baobao - baby, or infant, literally "womb bun"

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