Urban Dictionary Mugs

wifesexual: when you are only attracted to your wife and when you will only ever be attracted to your beautiful wife.

Making Chocolate Pudding At 4am: Losing complete control of your life

grinch finger: 1. an extremely giant potent bud of marijuina resembling the Grinch's finger 2. an over sized conglomerate of a single bud of marijuina

I just think it's funny how: A low key but passive aggressive way to tell someone your angry with them

fart in a trance: Someone who acts slow or drowsy, and generally seems disconnected from reality or 'out of it'.

Scrubber: (Fragrance Reference) A perfume or cologne that's offensive/unbearable, generally a failed blind buy. A bust. A fragrance that you want to wash off immediately.

swoop and squat: Such an operation typically involves two cars driven by suspects who box in a victim’s car on a freeway, causing a collision. The scam participants then file fraudulent insurance claims for alleged injuries.

Echo Bunker: An echo chamber so tightly sealed that no amount of truth can seep in.

potato western: A movie with western tropes and stererotypes that is set in the country of Ireland or made by Irish filmmakers; similar to the way Italian ones are called spaghetti westerns

script kiddie: n. (Hacker Lingo) One who relies on premade exploit programs and files ("scripts") to conduct his hacking, and refuses to bother to learn how they work. The script kiddie flies in the face of all that the hacker subculture stands for - the pursuit of knowledge, respect for skills, and motivation to self-teach are just three of the hacker ideals that the script kiddie ignores. While anyone can be a script kiddie, generally they are teenagers who want the power of the hacker without the discipline or training involved. Obviously anyone who follows this route aspires to be a blackhat, but most refuse to even dignify them with this term; "blackhat" generally implies having skills of your own.

Van life: A bad reference to thug life used by predominantly well off, good looking people who very temporarily live in a van and post lots of selfies hoping to become social influencers. This is nothing like the actual homelessness or poverty that leads people to live in vehicles, it is a privilege similar to the tiny house movement. It relies heavily on photo ops in iconic places that people only learn about on Instagram, not as actual nature enthusiasts. Most #vanlife photos are taken of skinny white blonde women in underpants “having fun” or “ just living a modest life”.

Dopamine Farming: Dopamine farming refers to the habitual behavior of engaging in multiple digital activities simultaneously, such as scrolling through social media feeds, watching a show or movie, or playing a game, with the intention of eliciting a rush of dopamine from one or more of these sources. This phenomenon often involves having multiple screens or windows open concurrently, creating a sensory overload aimed at maximizing the potential for dopamine release

gongshow: Slang term which means " everything is chaos." Mostly heard and used in Canada

Dummy Thicc: When your ass cheeks clap so loud everyone around you hears

The Winter Arc: A time where every man must face the mental and physical challenges of winter. A time to put your head down and get things done.

Medio meco: Definition of a “Medio Meco”Spanish slang word for A rich,spoiled,company offspring with zero life or work history,got their job because 1 or both of their parents work or worked at that company,entitled and usually have mirroring narcissism’s. “Half a sperm” in English

Buttery: In skateboarding, When a skateboarder land a trick either at the same speed he was going when he started the trick, or to land perfectly clean or straight

dental work: Hollywood code for plastic surgery (such as boob jobs, brow lifts, liposuction, tummy tucks, etc.). Coined by comedienne Kathy Griffin, who has had plenty of "dental work" herself. Used to subtly indicate someone has plastic surgery.

taco friend: This is someone that you share a love of yummy foods with, but not much else. You meet up and get tacos or pho or something and just eat and don't really connect emotionally. This may be someone you went to school with or worked with and eat out of common eating interests, but not much else anymore.

Vubbing: Vubbing (portmanteau of ‘voice over’ and dubbing) is the use of generative AI to digitally alter lip and facial movements to match different translations of a film’s dialogue track.

Lake Flaccid: Lake Flaccid is when you're trying to sleep with a girl but you can't get a hard on.

Nowcaster: A person giving accurate weather information based on the present weather conditions (rain, snow, sunny, etc.) To look out the window and nowcast the conditions.

poltergeese: I personally think that the plural form of “poltergeist” should be “poltergeese” because it just makes sense .

Omninom: All Hungry, All devouring

schmuck insurance: A contract clause inserted to prevent looking like an idiot

Tendies: Tendie (plural Tendies) (food, colloquial, usually in the plural) A chicken tender. A common unit of measurement used by the Apes of the WallStreetBets Subreddit to determine the number of gains a user has made in the Stonk Market.

Midwest Princess: he term Midwest Princess can be open to interpretation and often varies based on individual perspectives. Generally, it refers to a distinct persona or aesthetic seen in certain regions of the American Midwest. Characteristics commonly associated with a Midwest Princess include: Fashion Choices: They might be seen wearing camouflage attire, bedazzled jeans, and Ed Hardy tops. Tattoos: Poorly done tattoo sleeves are also a recognizable feature. Pageantry: The term can extend to those who hold titles such as Princess Kay or other Midwest pageant winners. Overall, a Midwest Princess embodies a blend of regional pride, unique fashion sense, and a sometimes whimsical or eclectic approach to style and identity.

wave of death: It occurs in traffic and often leads to a bad accident. One car is stopped. Another car coming in the opposite direction wants to turn left in front of the stopped car. The driver of the stopped car waves as if to say "it's OK to make the left turn in front of me". However, in the empty lane to the right of the stopped car, here comes another car whose driver has no idea that the left-turning car got the OK wave. The left-turning car and the car in the empty lane hit together usually pretty hard. Thus, the wave of death.